dasted 

dasted; fucked up, messed up,
Originated in Texas in 2005, often credited to Mike M. and Sopheara L.

"Whoa, that kids face is really dasted."
"After I hit that small child, my car is dasted."

"I scored a 450 on my SAT."
"Dude, thats dasted."

dasted by Jillian S. August 28, 2005

Dashed Out

After you have worked and driven your car like a maniac, just to get people’s food delivered on time. Your power bar and 5-hour energy has worn off completely.

Julie was completely “Dashed Out” after 6 hours of delivering food with no break.

Dashed Out by Julesheart November 22, 2022

dusted chimp 

A term used in a corporate setting to describe a useless co-worker prone to drama dialing. Like a trained chimp, the colleague can answer a phone, type email and fling feces. However, the person is easily distracted and incapacitated by drama dialing and generating a dreply to all, emulating a chimp hepped up on dust. In group settings, the dusted chimp can be observed rambling and annoying those involved.

Danimal: Did you get Tonya in the meeting?
Shredder: How could I miss it- total dusted chimp.

dusted chimp by Pale Rider August 4, 2007

Dusted and Disgusted 

The ash of the CANNABIS..what's left in your piece, bowl after toking

As the bowl was passed to me it was all ash DUSTED AND DISGUSTED

Dusted and Disgusted by ClassicRonnie June 19, 2019

Rape dated 

When you are forced to date someone by your parents you do not like with the threat of being grounded

Friend:Why are you dating that chubby girl?
Me : my dad rape dated me.
Friend: sorry fam happens to the best of us

Rape dated by Tryptophan Ted April 13, 2017

John dated Kay 

When someone named John dates someone named Kay

Hey guess what, John dated Kay

John dated Kay by Capnbooty1 December 12, 2018

Dusted Diamond 

Snorting a line of coke off of the most absolutely, ridiculously hard dick that you can imagine.

My life got flipped, turned upside down when my mom entered my room last month. Aghast at the sight of the three Oakland raiders and their rock hard dusted diamonds, she sent me to live with my auntie and uncle in Arizona.

Dusted Diamond by Thomas Yates May 12, 2008