DairyMILF 

Also known as dairymilf. A term started in England where it refers to a female of an attracive nature, most notably in looks. Often 'dairymilf's' are 'trendy's' also e.g. a girl with back-combed hair, tight jeans and UGG boots. The term comes from a merge of Dairymilk (the chocolate bar) and MILF (Mother I'd Like to F***). It's used to describe a girl/lady who does not obviously have children (therefore cannot be a MILF) but is still rather attractive. Unfortunatley dairymilfs are often also very arrogant.

Ryan: 'phwoar she's a dairymilf!'
Adam:'innit'
OR
Kieran:'she looks like a dairymilf'
Adam:'no, that's an Old man in a hat'

DairyMILF by Mr.Chode February 17, 2009

DailyMailitus 

DailyMailitus - A common disease which is endemic amongst the middle-classes of England, mainly infecting housewives and is normally caused by reading and believing what's published in the Daily Mail newspaper (the disease can also be contracted by coming into close contact with an infected person(s)).
Symptoms of the illness usually include some or all of the following; Heightened levels of ignorance, a total lack of tolerance towards foreigners, an inclination to blame everything on immigrants, negative views how the country is being run and a tendency to sensationalise fairly unimportant issues.

In order to cure DailMailitus the suffer must stop reading the Daily Mail immediately and go on a strict diet of 'the truth' and 'hard facts'

Lady 1 - "Did you hear Sheila at the PTA meeting on Thursday? She was complaining about hoodie-wearing immigrants stealing all the local jobs and causing global warming."

Lady 2 - "Oh not again. The kids went back to school two week's ago so she's had a lot of spare time to catch DailyMailitus"

DailyMailitus by Alkebab March 22, 2007

Diarmaid 

A pasty black haired irish boy with brown eyes (usually bordered by eye liner). His pedantic-ness is unparalleled. Plays drums for a little band called repeat. Will correct any quote if even incorrect by a syllable. Loves arguments but is comical through and through.

Typical quote: "No, no , you're wrong"
"Actually in that scene he says....."

Diarmaid by Alkaline clock December 27, 2004

Dairy maid

1) A younger woman who milks cows.
2) The "nice" way of telling someone that they're old and lonely
3) The clever insult
4) My sister

1) I think that I'll marry that dairy maid
2) Mom, your a dairy maid
3) Your a stupid fucking dairy maid. You'll never go anywhere in life!
4) You'll call me a cunt scab, I'll call you a dairy maid. Why? Because you'll sit on me.

Dairy maid by BeBold.. August 1, 2008

dairyaire 

the sweet sweet smell of a cheese factory or the snobbyness of a cheese producing state

Wisconsin is quite proud of their dairyaire.

dairyaire by Diane Love December 31, 2007

The Dairy Maid 

When you're stroking a person's dick (they're on all fours), and right as they're about to cum, you yank on their balls like you'd yank on a cow's teat, and they "mooo!" in pain.

I gave a guy the funniest blue balls the other night, both figuratively and literaly; hit 'im with the dairy maid.
The amount of therapy he'll need after that night is gonna be expensive, but his reaction was priceless!

The Dairy Maid by Da Vincheesy August 6, 2024

Diarmaid 

A small boy with size 1 shoes.Sexually attracted to Pokémon

Diarmaid is such a small Child

Diarmaid by HiISeeU November 17, 2018