D'arvit 

1)The Gnommish cuss word in the Artemis Fowl series.

1, B) Meaning: stuff like "Ahh shit!"
"FUCK!"
"Crap!" And whatnot...

2) Not stuff like "That bitch!"
"You asshole!"
"Suck my dick" And whatnot

Kelp: "D'Arvit!"
Root: "I said use this line for emergencies. Swearing is hardly one of them!"

D'arvit by Think I'm gunna tell the likes of YOU? October 2, 2006

D.A.R.E

Drugs Are Really Expensive

D.A.R.E by doolittle September 25, 2003

D'Artagnan 

Someone who holds spawn all match thus baits the team. however, when the team loses the round they harrass teammates for baiting others or not following the correct team tactics.

Hey Darty (D'Artagnan)! You can't plant the bomb at spawn!!

D'Artagnan by Pisstank98 April 12, 2019

d'Argeavel's 3 Laws of Math 

Nobody has lived to tell the tale of d'Argeavel's 3 Laws of Math, (READ ON AT YOUR OWN RISK)

Law 1: Arithmetic of Commutative Associative.

Law 2: Distributive hard Fractal.

Law 3: "Do I have to call home today because all you have accomplished is writing a dick and balls in someone else's book"

Him: "Hey Broskie, do you know what a Distributive hard Fractal is?"

Her: "Well, of course, I in fact follow d'Argeavel's 3 Laws of Math"

Him: "Wow, you lived to tell the tale?"

Her: "Wanna get juice?"

d'Argeavel's 3 Laws of Math by d'Argeavel's 3 Laws of Math June 14, 2021

Joan d'Arcs 

French fries. It's a much better way of annoying the frogs than saying freedom fries. The earliest known usage (or at least the best usage) of Joan d'Arcs as an alternate way of saying french fries was by Robin Williams in the Mork and Mindy television programme.

I'll have some Joan d'Arcs on the side, extra crispy.

Joan d'Arcs by Arschlöchli May 17, 2007

D.A.R.E. 

Stands for Drug Abuse Resistance Education. Similar to the Junior Anti-Sex League in George Orwell's 1984, it is a federally funded organization designed to distribute misinformation about the dangers of scheduled substances. Unfortunately, the false information is easily absorbed by children's impressionable minds, so that they grow up with a notion that illegal drugs are all bad, which, in the long run, diminishes their ability to question government motive and action, and increases blind faith in the most obnoxious of government propaganda.

I was kicked out of D.A.R.E. when I was 13 because I told the glass that after several millenia of use, marijuana has never caused a single direct fatality.

D.A.R.E. by Mack June 23, 2004

D.A.R.E. 

Goverment funded anti-drug program that sends police officers to teach 5th graders how to use common household items to get high. They also show children videos featuring a penguin and a rabbit who kidnap kids and force them to smoke the 'evil' marijuana. Because D.A.R.E. is notorious for using false information and scare tactics, most kids with common sense don't take the program seriously. Basically it's a huge waste of tax dollars and school time.

* 5th Grade Classroom *

D.A.R.E. Officer: Now children, as you know, most drug users are lazy, jobless, homicidal rapists, and since drugs cost alot of money, many druggies will use household items to get high.

Kid: Like what?

D.A.R.E. Officer: Oh, lots of things like white-out, paint thinner, sharpies, keyboard cleaner, whipped cream cans, and gas fumes can be used to get high.

Kid: Whoa, cool!

* Everyone starts sniffing markers *

D.A.R.E. by sim sim salabim October 13, 2005