7 definitions by Arschlöchli

nosebleeds

Seats in the nosebleed section of an arena or other sports stadium.

The only tickets left were for seats up in the nosebleeds.

by Arschlöchli October 14, 2006

Australian crystal

A glass container for beer, or simply put - a beer bottle.

Bruce 1: Would you like a glass for your beer?
Bruce 2: No thanks, I'll just use the Australian crystal.

by Arschlöchli March 12, 2008

Biergarten

A wonderful outdoor place to drink large quantities of beer and often featuring good beer food such as sausage and chips to help keep you from getting too shit-faced. The best examples are characterized by long narrow tables under oak trees, with large breasted women serving weizenbier by the litre. Possibly the best German invention, and they've invented a lot of stuff.

Schiisdräck! There's a cloud in the sky so the Müllerbräu Biergarten will probably be closed today.

by Arschlöchli May 4, 2007

Relic

An antisocial, unsavoury, and unkempt man, but not a hermit. Originates from Robert Clothier's character on the "The Beachcombers", a classic Canadian television series.

Hey, Relic, ever hear of soap?

by Arschlöchli October 14, 2006

Joan d'Arcs

French fries. It's a much better way of annoying the frogs than saying freedom fries. The earliest known usage (or at least the best usage) of Joan d'Arcs as an alternate way of saying french fries was by Robin Williams in the Mork and Mindy television programme.

I'll have some Joan d'Arcs on the side, extra crispy.

by Arschlöchli May 4, 2007

donkey dong

A large sausage such as bratwurst, larger than a wiener or a banger. Often served with sauerkraut (not spotted dick). Best enjoyed with a weizenbier.

Goody! Donkey dong for lunch.

by Arschlöchli May 4, 2007

white stuff

Snow. Precipitation in the form of small ice crystals.

According to the weather forecast we'll be getting plenty of the white stuff tomorrow.

by Arschlöchli October 14, 2006