Cyber Monday 

The Monday after Thanksgiving Day, when online retailers keep the Black Friday-like bullshit going by constantly bombarding our e-mail inboxes and facebook statuses with annoying-ass ads to buy their products on our employers' time.

These companies apparently don't realize their tactics actually have the reverse effect and that many of us are actually out deer hunting on this day and are carrying loaded .30-06 (thirty-aught-six) rifles.

If I get one more Cyber Monday e-mail today from company X I'm gonna blow my fucking laptop up!

Cyber Monday by dookeyboy December 1, 2010

cyber monday 

Cyber Monday is the Monday after Black Friday, when online retailers will be looking for their biggest sales from those who checked out products over the thanksgiving weekend, and will now be ordering them Monday at work.

Forget those long black Friday lines, I'm going to order on Cyber Monday!

cyber monday by LogicX November 28, 2005

cyber monday 

A term made up by e-tailers as way to trick people into internet shopping by thinking that everyone else is shopping online on this day as well.

Coz: w00t, its Cyber Monday, you gonna buy as much as you did on Black Friday?
Porky: Tool...

cyber monday by porkchizzle December 27, 2007

Cyber Monday 

Cyber Monday is every lazy person’s day, a Monday, when they can buy items online at a lower price without having to get up from their couch.

Human:”Finally, some deals that I can get some deals online on Cyber Monday!”

Cyber Monday by Idk... eevee I guess? December 28, 2017

cyber monday 

a day when ppl who are too lazy t go to the store get sales online

Ughh Its such a pain to get up for black friday, so i rather just wait for cyber monday.

cyber monday by nina541 November 30, 2010

Cyber Monday 

a day in which all of the fat niggas out there who can't put on a pair of clothes BUY BUY BUY!

meh im too lazy to get off my fatass for b l a c k friday so ima wait for cyber monday

Cyber Monday by feel the bern busy December 1, 2019

Operation Cyber Monday 

For those that know, know.

We're on a need to know basis, and we don't need to know the truth about Operation Cyber Monday and what really happened on October 31, 2022. No one knows, it is the stuff of myths and legends, and everyone has the same power within them.

Operation Cyber Monday by Tin Man 8 October 31, 2022