Stuffing-your-face-day - in the US the 4th Thursday in November - in Canada the second Monday in October. Basically to celebrate the Pilgrim's slaughtering of the Indians year after year.
One Maerican: What are you thankful for?
Other American: I am thankful for the help and all the food the Pequot Indians gave us when we started settling this land. What are you thankful for?
One American: I am thankful for slaughtering those very same Indians only a few years after!
Other American: I am thankful for the help and all the food the Pequot Indians gave us when we started settling this land. What are you thankful for?
One American: I am thankful for slaughtering those very same Indians only a few years after!
by Ghostwriter4u November 26, 2003
Bobby couldn't find a date , so he resorted to alone time with a Thanksgiving Day Twerky. It was foul smelling.
by happytree555 September 2, 2013
Daytime has always been a good enough time for a parade for most people of generation after generation from cities all over countries that celebrate Thanksgiving, yet some people don't feel like they have enough complete control over events, and try to push it to the night time in some areas (the same people that push people with extended mandates and restrictions that force longtime and loved businesses to close so they can purchase the land for cheap and redevelop it into something they see more dollar signs in).
Somebody must think that all the people that held their Thanksgiving Day parade during the day before them were old school idiots that didn't know how to have a good time, even though people always loved the daytime parades and didn't really want their hearts or minds changed for them.
by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021
Person 1: Hey Dude Happy Thanksgiving Day!
Person 2: Happy Turkey Sacrifice Day To You Too!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Thanksgiving Day is basically the day where you sacrifice a turkey.
Person 2: Happy Turkey Sacrifice Day To You Too!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Thanksgiving Day is basically the day where you sacrifice a turkey.
by That one tall chick named Rae November 19, 2019
1. Thanksgiving Day is a day to be thankful
2. You should eat Turkey on Thanksgiving
3. 123 Turkey time it is Thanksgiving Day
2. You should eat Turkey on Thanksgiving
3. 123 Turkey time it is Thanksgiving Day
1. Thanksgiving is the day of the Turkey
2. Thanksgiving Day is the best I love it because you can play on Thanksgiving!
2. Thanksgiving Day is the best I love it because you can play on Thanksgiving!
by DictionaryIsLife November 24, 2019
A feeling of regret, guilt, sadness, and remorse that you did not spend Thanksgiving like you wanted to or should have. This usually includes not having eaten enough, and craving and missing more Thanksgiving foods, drinks, and desserts.
Wow, I can’t beliebe I didn’t take home any leftovers. I really have Thanksgiving Day Remorse right now. I totally regret it!
I should’ve talked more with my grandma. I only see her a couple days a year. What Thanksgiving Day remorse.
I should’ve talked more with my grandma. I only see her a couple days a year. What Thanksgiving Day remorse.
by LingDanc803 November 23, 2018
Annual Thanksgiving tradition that has taken place in the Big Apple for nearly 100 years. Giant balloons, tons of marching bands, clowns, floats, fun stuff :) Event is annually televised on NBC.
Rando #1: How was your Thanksgiving?
Rando #2: I spent the morning watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and then ate some delicious turkey and watched football.
Rando #1: Sounds like a very wholesome holiday!
Rando #2: I spent the morning watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and then ate some delicious turkey and watched football.
Rando #1: Sounds like a very wholesome holiday!
by jay gee December 2, 2022