| 1. | cute porn | ||
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November 29, 2012 Urban Word of the Day
Any film, video, or series of photos that exists solely to garner the ubiquitous "awww" from its viewers. The movie /We Bought a Zoo/ is really nothing more than an exercise in cute porn filmmaking.
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| 2. | kitty porn | ||
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Yes ...... but kitty porn is soooo cuuuuute ......, Cute widdle kitty porn.
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| 3. | Kitty Porn | ||
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Glossy centerfolds of kittens and their ilk staring lovingly into the camera or doing something unabashedly cute. Usually adorns the wall of seniors or other lonely people. I got grandma another calender of cats for Christmas. She loves the kitty porn.
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| 4. | Girlie Porn | ||
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fashion magazines, Martha Stewart Weddings, et cetera My wallpaper of Skye Sweetnam in a babydoll dress, fishnets, big boots and cute accessories is total girlie porn.
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| 5. | porn sandwich | ||
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A stack of three or more video tapes or dvds selected at a rental store with risque or pronographic material absent from the top or bottom of the stack but appearing anywhere in between intended to divert the rental clerk from judging the renter as a pervert. The chick renting me Showgirls was kind of cute, so I made a porn sandwich with Happy Gilmore and The Shawshank Redemption.
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| 6. | dirty old man | ||
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An elderly man that dreams of screwing women between the ages of 15-35, or women who look like they're 15-35. Often stare at their young flesh. They often try to score with them. Usually have to settle with porn or elderly women, unless they are very rich ( check sugar daddy) Elderly man : Hey sweetie, can get me a soda pop from that cooler. These old bones can't handle such a low bend. Thanks hon....... No, that's not the one I wanted. I think you need to reach way at the bottom and get me another one. Thanks hon. You're a doll.
Girl 1: Ew. That dirty old man is staring at me. Girl 2: Oh, I think that guy owns all of MacDonalds. Girl 1: You know what, he looks pretty cute holding himself on that walker like that. |
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| 7. | twink | ||
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Hot gay teen boy who is cute and has no hair.
A boy who is ready to be fucked by another boy hes a twink, and i want to fuck him
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