someone who shows no signs of getting up off of his sofa, has all his meals delivered to him. he spends most of his days jacking off to cartoon porn - has been known to get up off his sofa but only for the tv remote if he's dropped it or if theres a really shit programme on that he dosent like
person1: my dads such a fucking curtis, every time i see him hes on the sofa
person2: ye my dads like that to
person1: what a pair of douches
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 29, 2009
Top Definition
Hot Sexy Beast. The "Shit" you may say.
That Man danced like a curtis
by ergggg November 08, 2006
A person who is worthy of a great many things. It is said that looking at one can send you into multiple orgasms.
Stacy: "Holy fuck! Did you see that guy?!"
Amanda: "Yea, he was a Curtis all over!"
by Reborn296 March 17, 2009
An inspired deep, thoughtful, respectful person. Curtis's generally have a way with words like no other. They can talk like they know you inside and out when all it is really is that they have a way of touching your soul, looking beyond what you portray into the deepest part of you. They have a genuine smile that could melt away your darkest troubles.
Curtis's are generally talented people, sometimes musicians, great story tellers, and comedians too, which is always great when you need a smile. Some Curtis's are remarkably smart, and very well grounded, they have a connection to the earth and treat her with the respect she deserves. Curtis's are special people, but be careful, if your not ready for a Curtis, you'll never be able to get him out of your dreams.
Hey have you herd "Curtis" play?
Unfortunately, no
by Januarywind July 07, 2010
The most amazing big brother in the whole world. He's always there for others and always is willing to help in any situation. He never holds a grudge or hates anyone. Some people don't like him, but that's just because they don't understand him and know him. He is truly an amazing person, inside and out. He's smart, handsome, and deep!
Do you know Curtis?
Yeah, he seems like a creeper.
You don't even know him. Don't judge a book by its cover.
by 83608 May 26, 2010
A chillax guy who is friendly with everyone.
Curtis can also be really derpy. He has his derpy moments and he tries to play it off, but he fails, which makes him really funny and enjoyable to be around with. Other than that, he's a really sweet guy who is considerate and tries to look out for you.

Curtis also has alot of facial hair and body hair.
Is that my bro Curtis over there?
No, he's not hairy enough.
by Dorkis T August 20, 2012
When you first meet Curtis you'll immediately be drawn to his charming sexy smile and mesmerizing eyes! Once you have a Curtis in your life you'll never want him to leave. He can be the most amazing boyfriend ever, Curtis can be very caring and protective over the ones he loves. He is the greatest friend you could ask for - loyal & honest. Definitely 'one in a million'.
When Curtis is in a room his personality and presence commands everyone's attention and his twisted (naughty) sense of humor always has everyone laughing!

Curtis always makes me feel like the luckiest and happiest girl in the world! And to top it all off, he's devilishly handsome!!!
Girl 1: Aw look at what an amazing gentleman that guy is being to his girlfriend!

Girl 2: She's so lucky! And he's so sexy too!

Girl 1: His name must be Curtis
by S.A.Girl1418 June 15, 2013
plural of the name curtis, used for a group or family
one curtis, two curti
by C.Curtis October 24, 2003
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