A cheating cunt. A man who would do anything it takes to win and has no dignity or morals
Hey monkeyboy, I heard you got kicked off Red Alert because you cheat all the time. You are such a Curtis
by Matt4406 February 21, 2010

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1. the most hairy man alive.
2. yet, still balding.....
3. has a massive heart.
4. very compassionate and impassioned.
5. very compatible with a jennaor jennah.
6. very metrosexual.
7. a best friend in every aspect of the word.
1. wow, that guy has so much roast beef he could go curtis.
2. wow, that guy is hairy and kind of not..... what a curtis!
3. they are so sweet. they must have curtis-sized hearts.
4. that outfit is so fashionable for a man that it could be curtis.
5. you are my curtis.
by jennah cobb April 28, 2008

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a bloated blowfish black man incapable of being "real" he resembles forrest whittaker and bigge smalls. a curtis never brushes his tooth and refuses to bathe. u can find him behind a local grocery store beating his meat by a bonfire
an example of a curtis is a two headed clitoris with a hangnail
by fruckfucknut February 12, 2010

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to have anal sex (because of no condom for vaginal sex)with the use of carlsberg as a lubricant then pull out and recieve head.
micheal curtis was at a party where he curtised a poor unsuspecting fat girl.
micheal: do u wanna have sex?
fat girl: no
micheal: tough
(procedes to anally violate her with carlsberg lube)
*its not just A or B, theres always C
*carlsberg dont do lube, but if they did...
** posted by emmet dunne
by Fridge Waffle September 25, 2008

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A word used for another in a crowd that you don't want hearing what you have to say f.x. sex words or illegal drugs.
a young man is talking to his friend about sex in a fancy dinner party:
1. So? Did she give you a... Curtis (here blowjob) see blowjob)
2. Oh hell yeah... and she... Curtis'ed :D:D:D (here swallowed)
1. Ohhhh boy! You bong monkey you! (see bong monkey)
by Tillinn December 28, 2007

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Someone who has a short temper and refuses to shave.
"Look at those sideburns!"
"Yeah but watch out he's a curtis"
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Insult. A guy who will call someone his best friend, then without any notice turn around and ditch them. And then say that said best friend was obsessed with him, when, in fact, it was him obsessing over the best friend.
Often referred to as "Bitch" or, more commonly in recent days "Brown Mouth".
Oh my god. You're turning into a Curtis.
by LUFCforlife April 18, 2008

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