cumsquatch

When a large, hairy man has ejaculated all over himself and refused to show.

God damn, you look like a fucking cumsquatch

cumsquatch by LaLaDaDa January 26, 2011

Cysquatch 

A one-eyed Sasquatch that can see into the future.

If you are in search of the "Crystal Skull", then the Cysquatch will warn you of the dangers in your forthcoming journey. (From the storyline of Mastodon's album "Blood Mountain".)

Cysquatch by Rusty "BongPolish" Shackleford August 28, 2010

cuntsquatch 

A big, hump backed, knuckle dragging, loud mouth, obnoxious bitch that nobody enjoys being around.

My sister-in-law is such a cuntsquatch.

cuntsquatch by Hotjo April 23, 2018

Pirate Cumsquat 

When a girl is squatting down giving a guy a blow job, and right before he cums, she loses her balance, falls off, and gets squirted in the eye on as she falls backwards!

That poor drunk girl was blowing me in the bathroom but had no idea she was in for a pirate cumsquat!

Pirate Cumsquat by filthy pirate hooker June 14, 2011

cumsquat

Squating to urinate after sex but only able to excrete semen.

I had to sit down to pee, and all I could do was cumsquat.

cumsquat by 60 Central February 28, 2008

Cumsquat

"Cowgirl" sex position, but with your feet on the floor, mimicking squats.

"I did some cumsquats on that dick"

Cumsquat by [[REDACTED]] September 28, 2019

Cowsquatch 

A digusting cow who squats on the couch all the time.

A fat fucking lazy sow, who sits on the couch all day and sucks off of government assistance programs, rather then get a job.

A useless cunt who purposely gets knocked up to with illegitimate bastards every two years, in order to continue to live off of welfare checks and food stamps.

A 2 1/2 ton bitch who yells and screams at her fucktard kids rather then get her fat ass up and wobble across the room to discipline them.

"Tell that cowsquatch to get out of bed, it's already noon."

"Make that cowsquatch get off her fat ass and get a job and support her own little bastards."

"No wonder those kids are fucktards, look at that cowsquatch they have for a mother."

Cowsquatch by thedocisinthehouse May 10, 2010