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A cruel, heartless cow with no social skills who believes that being slightly more intelligent than her partner makes up for things she's done wrong, even if she had to make up some lies to feel better about her own mistakes. She is also most likely a chronic masturbator. See Wanker. Crystal tried to get my friends to hate me today and failed, but its okay because she's slightly smarter than me!
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Intellectually challenged female who is obsessed with anything except for school. Oftentime thinking that she's "too kool for skool" George: STOP WRITING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOURSELF
Tom: OOPS! George: YOU'RE SUCH A CRYSTAL |
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The following symptoms of being a Crystal: 1. Delusional 2. Dysfunctional 3. Denial 4. Delirious Walking around town looking like a CLOWN. We all know she's a crazy psycho but that's no excuse! Crystal
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| 32. | Crystal | ||
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A girl that lives off welfare. She has many children by different men. More children equals more welfare. One of the most unintelligent and ugly woman you may know. She is uneducated and has a butter face. Sleeps with many men, he's a slut Dude I slept with that crystal girl and she might be pregnant?
No worries buddy, you ain't her babys daddy that's what welfare is for. |
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A blood-sucking and heartless female who is known for sleeping around. Typically a vehicle used by sexually-transmitted diseases to spread themselves amongst the human population.
Persons named "Crystal" are generally full of themselves and are disrespectful and controlling of their friends, families, and significant others, but are damn good in bed (best of the best)! Person 1: Dude I slept with that Crystal girl last night!
Person 2: A Crystal??? Get yourself tested right now! Wow, I just realized that Crystal has slept with every person in this room... Look at that girl dancing with that mid-life crisis guy who has his hand down her pants! Five dollars says her name is Crystal... Your wife's name is Crystal? Five dollars says she'll cheat on you within six months. |
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VERY FAKE PHONY IMMATURE GHETTO CHICK WHO LOVES DRAMA AND ALWAYS KEEP THINGS GOING, THIS CHICK IS VERY SNEAKY & SLICK... TALKS ABOUT EVERYONE SHE SURROUND HERSELF AROUND BECAUSE SHE'S SAD, JEALOUS, LONELY & MISERABLE. A DELUSIONAL & IN DENIAL... CRAZY HOOKER! CRYSTAL
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A beautiful exterior shines so bright, with not so worthwhile inner qualities that makes them vulnerable to breakage or cracks. Can be duplicated using cheap plastic to hide those inner flaws. Her moves were confident, yet she is merely a crystal.
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