Two-Headed Spoiled Bitch
I hate Crystal. She had the iPhone 2981+ yesterday and she complains that it's silver instead of gold. And she also got mad that her case was black instead of a lighter black.
by Anonymousass1234567890 May 24, 2015

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Crystals reffers to cocaine mostly, but can be used for other kinds of inhaling drugs
"I just got a bag of crystals ffrom this guy at the alley"
by efe_gallagher October 19, 2007

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the whitest cunt you'll ever meet
her obsession with anime is too much 😤👎
"wow crystal spoiled that anime for me I'm gonna block her"
by ryota 🍆💦 July 28, 2016

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A Person That Doesn't Disrespect Anyone And Is Very Unique.
She is a crystal. He is a crystal.
by Akr1_kierre October 25, 2007

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Intellectually challenged female who is obsessed with anything except for school. Oftentime thinking that she's "too kool for skool"
George: STOP WRITING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOURSELF
Tom: OOPS!
George: YOU'RE SUCH A CRYSTAL
by jzpassion4footy November 19, 2010

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The moment when the awkward turtle isn't that awkward and that in itself is extremely awkward. Also a hot strong mama with two strong thumbs and a love of Clydesdale horses or well hung Spanish men.
"I fucked a Crystal. Hurt like hell. Then I realised she was a turtle. AWWWWWKWWWWAAARD!"
"STTTTTUUUMMMMMBBBBLLLLLLLEEEEEE - A fat pokemon who is lazy and generally roles down hills".
"Can you bring me my chapstick? No use one from the school nurse. Eww that's gross, she's like, a Crystal and stuff".
by ButtscratcherNZ June 20, 2011

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Kri-stal(V.) -

To shove four fingers up one's ass to the knuckles.
Yo I Crystaled that girl last night so hard she bled and I wiped it on my ex's pillow
by Mr. Mystic May 01, 2009

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