the act of stalling like a car
"shuts off". A person who is slow and lagging; wasting time.
person 1 : Oh my god, quit stalling!
person 2 : Hold on.. (continues trying on different shoes)
person 1 : .....we are so late.
by shindee November 14, 2006
going into bathroom stalls, locking them, and climbing over them, leaving them locked from the inside.
"hey lets go stalling"
by aaabbbccc78 July 16, 2010
When one has nothing to say on the phone and makes stuff up. Usually when neither person wants to hang up and has nothing to say.
Mer: sooo...
Rox: yeah
Mer: totally
Rox: totally tubular
Mer: so tubular its almost cylindrical
Rox: hahaha
Mer: gah i hate stalling
Rox: hahaha me too
by Mertown September 10, 2007
When a person is embarrassed by taking a dump in a public restroom and hides in the stall until everyone else leaves the bathroom.
Did you notice that Doug finished taking a nasty crap in the bathroom and was stalling until we left?

Ed kicked the outside of the stall door in a panic, "Jim, come out! I really got to poo! Everyone knows you just took a nasty one, why are you stalling?"
by EDDIEFM October 02, 2013
when you are walking and someone in front of you is walking at a slower pace, but you can't pass them. So you're stuck behind them almost walking backwards.
I was stuck walking behind a slow walker. I could not pass her, people were blocking my way. I couldn't move forward, I was stalling.
by stephantics November 09, 2011
a pretty awesome yet somehow strange way to put a refriarator into motion
whoa look at that stallings go!
by mrs. Stallings August 12, 2008
A stalling is performed in the following sequence...

1. Watch you boss or equivalent asshole walk in for his daily shit (may take a few days of surveillance work).

2. Wait two minutes (see surveillance)

3. Slowly open the restroom door and "off" the lights.

4. Quickly, kick in the stall door and proceed to throw three to four right-hooks to the SOB's jaw.

5. Continue the assault until the assailant is on the floor.

6. Wash your hands and leave...DO NOT turn on the lights.

He not know what or WHO hit him.

You will emotionally scar him/her at that most precious of private times...forever removing the ability to ever use a public facility again.

Further, your victim lives with the humiliation of waking up covered in his own piss and shit.
I can't believe that that fuck only gave me a 5% raise. The day I quit, he's getting a stalling.

Jesus...you look and smell like shit....do you just get stalled?
by The Alchemist March 20, 2006

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