The stupidest most basic bitch
by crystzl March 30, 2015
A girl who pops babies like a bunny but doesnt take care of them. Says she is a bad bitch or a real bitch but slept with her best friends man and still talks to her and makes her mom take care of her kids. She depends on everyone else to do her job as a mother. We can't call her a mother. She is not a bad bitch she's just doing bad. She think nobody knows that she fucked all her brothers friends but we all do and we laugh at her.
Where is crystal?
She left with a guy for a month.
Where are her kids.
Her mom has them.
Has she called to asked for them?
No, but they're doing way better without her.
She left with a guy for a month.
Where are her kids.
Her mom has them.
Has she called to asked for them?
No, but they're doing way better without her.
by nemo98 October 23, 2013
A cruel, heartless cow with no social skills who believes that being slightly more intelligent than her partner makes up for things she's done wrong, even if she had to make up some lies to feel better about her own mistakes.
She is also most likely a chronic masturbator. See Wanker.
She is also most likely a chronic masturbator. See Wanker.
Crystal tried to get my friends to hate me today and failed, but its okay because she's slightly smarter than me!
by Dave the Busdriver December 8, 2011
VERY FAKE PHONY IMMATURE GHETTO CHICK WHO LOVES DRAMA AND ALWAYS KEEP THINGS GOING, THIS CHICK IS VERY SNEAKY & SLICK... TALKS ABOUT EVERYONE SHE SURROUND HERSELF AROUND BECAUSE SHE'S SAD, JEALOUS, LONELY & MISERABLE.
A DELUSIONAL & IN DENIAL... CRAZY HOOKER!
A DELUSIONAL & IN DENIAL... CRAZY HOOKER!
by GREASEMONKEYCRYSTAL February 28, 2010
Crystal refers to a pedophile or stalker, This crystal is someone who continously watches a/ numerous people whilst sleeping and is a constint nuesence. And constentally tries to invite herself into peoples plans.
Person 1: I just had the worst dream.
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: Crystal was watching me sleep
Example 2:
Person 1: Hey who is that guy in the white van, who keeps staring at my little sister
Person 2: Stay away, its crystal
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: Crystal was watching me sleep
Example 2:
Person 1: Hey who is that guy in the white van, who keeps staring at my little sister
Person 2: Stay away, its crystal
by Anonomous2 April 3, 2012
A girl that lives off welfare. She has many children by different men. More children equals more welfare. One of the most unintelligent and ugly woman you may know. She is uneducated and has a butter face. Sleeps with many men, he's a slut
Dude I slept with that crystal girl and she might be pregnant?
No worries buddy, you ain't her babys daddy that's what welfare is for.
No worries buddy, you ain't her babys daddy that's what welfare is for.
by Brian8610 February 8, 2010
Two-Headed Spoiled Bitch
I hate Crystal. She had the iPhone 2981+ yesterday and she complains that it's silver instead of gold. And she also got mad that her case was black instead of a lighter black.
by Anonymousass1234567890 May 22, 2015