A solid constipated poop, usually takes a moderate amount of effort to pass.
I had too much fiber last night, took me 20 minutes to pass a crystal.
by jeff22824 December 06, 2014

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A good name for a stripper or a whore.

In less of an UD spirit, it can be used to describe an object of a specific molecular organization, such as sugar.
Dude, I think that stripper, Crystal, really likes me!

She doesn't really like you. She's just trying to drum up business; shes a hooker.

Our science teacher brought in a bunch of sugar crystals for us to look at under the microscope. They had similar patterns and arrangements to the crystals my mom smokes each day.
by Soulless Ging June 22, 2014

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meth, methamphetamine, or more specifically, crystal meth. a very "pure" form of meth, pure not meaning clean or safe, crystal meth is the farthest thing from clean and safe. Crystal is meth that can be smoked, is extremely dangerous and addictive, and is guaranteed to fuck up your life irreparably.
Stoner: "Hey man I just scored some awesome crystal, wanna buy a gram?"

Not Stoner: "Hell no! Pot is one thing..crystal is another."
by phantomrevenge December 23, 2010

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The stupidest most basic bitch
"Have you seen Crystal anywhere?"
"Yeah shes at starbucks trying to figure out who Hitler is."
by crystzl March 30, 2015

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nickname for a girl or woman you highly suspect is using crystal methamphetamines.
the temp, crystal or whatever her name is, has been tweaking since lunch.
by jennybenny30609 April 15, 2010

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A girl who pops babies like a bunny but doesnt take care of them. Says she is a bad bitch or a real bitch but slept with her best friends man and still talks to her and makes her mom take care of her kids. She depends on everyone else to do her job as a mother. We can't call her a mother. She is not a bad bitch she's just doing bad. She think nobody knows that she fucked all her brothers friends but we all do and we laugh at her.
Where is crystal?

She left with a guy for a month.

Where are her kids.

Her mom has them.

Has she called to asked for them?

No, but they're doing way better without her.
by nemo98 October 22, 2013

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A person who needs to treat imani better . A nice person overall just has too many hoes .
Crystal should stop cheating on imani
by M.viii_ June 06, 2015

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