VERY FAKE PHONY IMMATURE GHETTO CHICK WHO LOVES DRAMA AND ALWAYS KEEP THINGS GOING, THIS CHICK IS VERY SNEAKY & SLICK... TALKS ABOUT EVERYONE SHE SURROUND HERSELF AROUND BECAUSE SHE'S SAD, JEALOUS, LONELY & MISERABLE.

A DELUSIONAL & IN DENIAL... CRAZY HOOKER!
CRYSTAL
by GREASEMONKEYCRYSTAL February 28, 2010
A wicked crazy, nice, beautiful girl that always knows how to make you smile, and that gets to way much shit that she doesn't deserve.
Hey did you see Crystal come in, now its a party.
by Frosty123678 January 09, 2010
A solid constipated poop, usually takes a moderate amount of effort to pass.
I had too much fiber last night, took me 20 minutes to pass a crystal.
by jeff22824 December 06, 2014
The stupidest most basic bitch
"Have you seen Crystal anywhere?"
"Yeah shes at starbucks trying to figure out who Hitler is."
by homediggydawg/25centrapgod March 30, 2015
A good name for a stripper or a whore.

In less of an UD spirit, it can be used to describe an object of a specific molecular organization, such as sugar.
Dude, I think that stripper, Crystal, really likes me!

She doesn't really like you. She's just trying to drum up business; shes a hooker.

Our science teacher brought in a bunch of sugar crystals for us to look at under the microscope. They had similar patterns and arrangements to the crystals my mom smokes each day.
by Soulless Ging June 22, 2014
A girl who pops babies like a bunny but doesnt take care of them. Says she is a bad bitch or a real bitch but slept with her best friends man and still talks to her and makes her mom take care of her kids. She depends on everyone else to do her job as a mother. We can't call her a mother. She is not a bad bitch she's just doing bad. She think nobody knows that she fucked all her brothers friends but we all do and we laugh at her.
Where is crystal?

She left with a guy for a month.

Where are her kids.

Her mom has them.

Has she called to asked for them?

No, but they're doing way better without her.
by nemo98 October 22, 2013
nickname for a girl or woman you highly suspect is using crystal methamphetamines.
the temp, crystal or whatever her name is, has been tweaking since lunch.
by jennybenny30609 April 15, 2010

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