10 definitions by El Jefé

Lynne

The neighborhood loon who blames her ineptitude in typing on a bad keyboard

Lynne: We pay our dogs with bmoney
Everyone else: WTF?

by El Jefé March 25, 2019

A group of neighborhood assholes who talk shit on a private facebook page because they hate all their neighborhood cohorts.

Don’t mess with the shittalkers. They will roast your ass on their page.

by El Jefé March 25, 2019

An awesome woman. A sister you never knew you had. Someone who will be there regardless of how much you fight and how many times you disagree.

Why would you say that to Bridget?
She’s my second fam y’all!

by El Jefé March 25, 2019

An unkempt clutch of bushy, grey, knee-length pubic hair usually found on frosty old blue hairs.

Bridget better shave that gnome’s beard before swimsuit season!

by El Jefé March 23, 2019

A “Hand that Rocks the Cradle” type that leaches on to husbands to justify her moonlighting as an “escort”!

Wife: Why is Cuntina so buddy buddy with Brian?

Oh she knows him from her other life.

by El Jefé March 25, 2019

A girl who hates to see other people’s happiness so she tries to steal their husbands

Watch out for that girl, Saw Tina. She will try to steal your man.

by El Jefé March 25, 2019

A dude with small-man syndrome who lashes out at woman because his wife beats him.

Dude what is Brian’s problem?
Forget that dude, his wife hits him so he hates all women.

by El Jefé March 25, 2019