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Cresskill High School 

Basically the backup school for Asians and Jews if they don't make it to BCA. The architects of this school were probably drunk cause the building's one bigass floor. The high school is well known for the bathroom party couple years back.
A: Did u make it to BCA??
B: No, still stuck in Cresskill High School
A: Ur parents must be pissed at u...
B: They abandoned me

Crashville 

Nickname among locals in reference to the city of Nashville, TN, due to the absurd amount of accidents which occur on a daily basis. This is due to the abundance of traffic, multiple poorly-designed highway interchanges, and lost tourists.
Welcome to Crashville, where your auto insurance agent will be your best friend.
Crashville by whyyynot February 19, 2017

Cresskill 

Cresskill is an average Bergen County town: one half (Tammybrook) is extremely wealthy, lined with obstrusive mansions, and home to several celebrities, such as Mary J. Blige, while the other half is upper middle class. Cresskill is home to Cresskill High School, a public school that is generally well-regarded and always ranked in the top-100 lists of U.S. public schools. Cresskill also has a few locally acclaimed pizzerias, such as Ray's Pizza, and sushi/asian-themed restaurants, such as Hanami and Umeya. Cresskill is bordered by Tenafly, Alpine, and Closter.
Q: Do you live in Alpine?
A: Nah, but I live in Tammybrook.
Q: Close enough!

Q: I'm craving spicy California rolls.
A: Let's go to Cresskill, Hanami is right down the road!
Cresskill by squelchz March 8, 2011

crustillization 

The process of vomit drying up and becoming hard and crusty.
"Oh man, Jay can't hold his liquor for shit! He just puked all over the carpet"
"Quick, wipe it up before the crustillization starts"
crustillization by yurg November 17, 2007

cresskill pizza

The GREATEST pizza place in cresskill, bergen county, jersey, the us, the world, an so on
-"Dude i just went to Cresskill Pizza"
-"Damn bro, can i kiss your feet and eat your shit?"
cresskill pizza by NotFish October 23, 2007

cresskill 

a nice town in nj
one side is extremely rich, like alpine which is the richest town in the u.s. and right next door.
the other side is middle class
has a small jr. sr. highschool, with good education, and in the top 100 schools of u.s.
a small town with a kings supermarket and a few pizzarias
cresskill is a town by tenafly and apline
cresskill by xocowxo July 3, 2006