crossing swords
The act of accidentally rubbing your penis up against another dude's penis during double penetration of a woman.
crossing swords by Syd Barrett May 2, 2006
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I was in the bathroom when someone came up to me and asked me if I wanted to cross swords. He then started to swing his penis at me. That's not koo I said, so to defend myself, I swung my penis back at his. He took much pleasure in crossing swords.
crossing swords by ItsClear May 17, 2021
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crossing swords
A form of male bonding. When two males share a urinal or toilet bowl during urination, the two males cross their pee streams in a manner to harken to the act of crossing swords in battle. They may even have pee fights where they trade stream hits much like jedi trade lightsaber blows.
crossing swords by Mike June 12, 2004
crossing swords
Were you and Ryan engaged in sexual intercourse before his death?
Do you mean were we crossing swords?!
Do you mean were we crossing swords?!
crossing swords by BlahBlahBla!! June 27, 2008
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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