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crofl
Short for "courtesy rofl". Used in the case where one is not actually engaging in the act of "rolling on the floor laughing", but either thinks something is either amusing enough to do so OR does not wish to offend by not laughing.
CROFL
Mike: Yo man Johnl fell off his bike the other day and broke his arm trying to do a bunny hop
Nick: CROFL!!!
Mike: Whats the c in crofl stand for?
Nick: Its just there for style
Nick: CROFL!!!
Mike: Whats the c in crofl stand for?
Nick: Its just there for style
CROFL by degenercy00 March 3, 2010
Bryony Croft
A major disappointment. Anything that sounds better than it is. Derived from descriptions of the area of Birmingham, England, which is widely considered to sound nicer than it is.
I waited many months for the coaching, and when it finally happened it was something of a Bryony Croft.
Bryony Croft by DunnP January 2, 2022
a.j. crowley
An angel that did not fall so much as saunter vaguely downwards. Crowley became a master gardener by threatening plants when they refused to grow, or simply didn't look quite as nice as the others. Hence, to A.J. Crowley your garden is to put the fear of God into it, or replace any plant that is not looking as robust as the others.
a.j. crowley by Mr. Fell June 15, 2011
Crowley
Probably the gayest demon in Hell, Married an angel (lmao we wish), Created the M25, Made the Archangel Gabriel shooketh, And cried in a bookshop bc he thought he lost his husband. Professional Snakey Snake.
Crowley by RhiadiHasDied August 10, 2019
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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