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Crocodilio

A fierce reptile native to Latrobe, Pennsylvania, living in the swamps and creeks. They are part crocodile, part alligator, and part camen. Fully grown, they can be up to 10 feet long. Crocodilios hunt upon medium to large sized prey ranging from beavers to even humans. An encounter with one means almost certain death, for the first strike is deadly. One must be on high guard when entering their territory. Crocodilios are very stealthy creatures and often hunt in packs. Breeding season lasts from early May to late June. This is when it is most dangerous. These creature go away in hiding in late summer and hibernate during the cold Pennsylvania winters.
"Dude we better get out of here. I think I just saw a crocodilio."

Oh shit dude we don't want to get eaten by one!
Crocodilio by p8ntballermike August 14, 2010
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flying crocodilio

A flying crocodilio is a much more ferocious version of the already extremely dangerous Crocodilio. They are still part crocodile, part alligator, and part camen, but they are also many other breeds of animals. They are native to Latrobe and can be seen pretty much anywhere around there. They tend to stick to the skies until about after midnight when they descend to the ground to look for prey. During the winter months when the crocodilioses hibernate deep underwater in special sacks to protect them from the cold, the flying crocodilio flys to Australia, where it steals the DNA of the inhabitants there to make itself stronger. In the 2011 year, they have grown longer, more powerful jaws, and their wing span has increased from 6ft to about 12ft. Be warned, if you see a flying crocodilio, get some cover ASAP and hope for the best."
Oh shit dude! It's a flying crocodilio! Run away while you still can!

Crocodile teeth 

A slang term used to describe long and pointy bullets. (Usually .300 Blackout, 5.56 and 7.62 rounds)
I have two drum mags, both filled with crocodile teeth.
Crocodile teeth by Malandro. December 3, 2020

crocodile cheers 

Empty or insincere displays of encouragement that demonstrate superficial support of a person or thing.
As Mariano Rivera took the mound in Fenway during his final season, the crocodile cheers of Boston Red Sox fans halfheartedly echoed from the Green Monster.
crocodile cheers by Laughlynne August 30, 2013

crocodile tears 

To pretend a sorrow that one doesn’t in fact feel, to create a hypocritical show of emotion. The idea comes from the ancient belief that crocodiles weep while luring or devouring their prey.
You see that bitch Jasmine Trias on American Idol last night with those crocodile tears?
crocodile tears by Karsh May 13, 2004

get crocodile rocked 

To get violently rocked (preferrably by Sir Elton John himself) as crocodile rock plays in the background.
Uh oh, Elton's pissed. Someone's gonna get crocodile rocked.

Interior Crocodile Alligator 

Originally from a freestyle by "Chip Da Ripper"

Translates to:

I own a chevy whos interior has been refinished with reptile skin, and has been upgraded to support video via LCD screens located in the front two headrests, and dashboard toped off with dolby surround sound and giant subwoofers in the trunk.