Creatantrum 

When one uses Creatine and works out, one of the many side effects is the “creatantrum” in which one becomes very irritable at something or a situation that is insignificant not awarding such a display of anger.

"If you don't get in this fucking car bitch, then I'm going to have a creatantrum and take a 50lb barbell from the back seat and throw it at you!!"

Creatantrum by chickeninmypants August 2, 2006

Creatantrum 

when one becomes very irritable, and annoying. and displays special type of anger.

if you don't listen to me im going to have a Creatantrum!

Creatantrum by smartypants:) March 17, 2019

Creasant wank 

The art of arranging your 5 favourite porn mags open at your favourite pages into an arc in front of you giving you a 180 degree visual feast to focus on whilst polishing ones trumpet
Sadly becoming more seldom practiced with the advent of on -line rhythm stimulation using tablets and computers

“Can’t wait for the mrs to go out to the bingo later

I’m backing up that much I’m gonna have me a creasant wank “

Creasant wank by Lord loverocket October 9, 2018

Creatent 

Creatent
The evolved version of the cretin the creatent are the ones in charge if cretins ti make sure they follow cretinous ways

Oh my god that's the creatent

Creatent by Creatent May 30, 2020