Rugby players who are in fact closetted gays,wank as a group onto a cream cracker--the last on to come eats the cracker.
by roger cole January 15, 2008
Cream crackers are flat, usually salty buiscuits usually served with cheese. In other words, they are extremely boring. These crackers have a habit of appearing in your nightmares and announcing trivia, continued with the saying:" Isn't that interesting?"
by EmoBallerina February 01, 2011