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5 definitions by Teatard

 
1.
To be extremely tired and exhausted.
Rhyming slang for knackered.
Guy 1: Wanna go out later?
Guy 2: No thanks, I'm Cream Crackered.
by Teatard January 28, 2009
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2.
To explode in a particulary amusing and inopportune way.
Bob: Jeffery, I need you to fill in the reports on the- *Asplode*
by Teatard January 28, 2009
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3.
A SFW and undeniably humourous was of saying Fuck This Shit.
Boss: Get on with your work!

Alan: Fornicate this excrement.
by Teatard January 28, 2009
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4.
To appear or enter a thread in an over dramatic and over the top manner.
Often followed by *Poof* to signify appearing in a puff of smoke.
Originated in the Red. Vs. Blue forums.
Poster 1 - I AM APPEAR!
*Poof*

Poster 2 - Holy shit, where'd you come from?!
by TeaTard September 06, 2008
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5.
Something that fails due to being unfunny.
Opposite of Awesomesauce
Guy: Man, Carrot Top is such a load of Crapchup.
by Teatard January 29, 2009
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