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craptaculous 

spectacularly ridiculous; crap added as additional adjective to indicate level of stupidity.
If I didn't have to work on this craptaculous project, I would be able to go out with you.
craptaculous by sprnwsgrl October 20, 2004

crapstoner 

A crapstoner is a type of white trash redneck that is particularly unsuccessful in life, has an inferiority complex and is very angry and bitter towards others. Most have little formal education and are prone to violence and profane or derogatory language that is used to make the crapstoner feel better about himself or herself. The term crapstoner is largely regional in use with high concentrations in the Southeastern United States, particularly the state of Alabama, as it most often refers to fans of the University of Alabama’s athletic teams.
Don't be a crapstoner, flaming on an AU forum is not cool.

Did you see all of those crapstoners at the Alabama football game?

I can't believe you just said you hate a university, you didn't even graduate from high school. You're such a crapstoner.
crapstoner by muh-fohng-oh February 13, 2013

craptapper 

The performer of anal sex; e.g. tappin the crap. The receiver would thus be the craptappee.
Elton John is a piano playin craptapper
craptapper by cornfritter July 22, 2012

craptarts 

A word to release anger, without actully swearing.
Craptarts! I got an 'F' on the test. Mom is going to kill me...
craptarts by Aeronacat August 9, 2008

Crapptastic 

Any application that you find to be crappy
It was crapptastic, don't waste your time downloading it

do not install that crapptastic app
Crapptastic by |EStarr| May 9, 2010

crapsterbate

the act of taking a crap while masterbating to save time
computer nerds do it most often while taking a break from WOW or halo or any other of that stupid shit
marvin took a break to crapsterbate after four solid hours of unreal tournament
crapsterbate by mr.salty May 28, 2006