crapcondom 

a condom with shit in it.
see condom crapping.

The crapcondom popped and now there's shit everywhere!

crapcondom by Fnck April 3, 2009

craponomy 

The science of classification of turds, according to a predetermined system with the resulting catalog used to provide the conceptual framework for discussion and ANALysis.

We need to refer to the published guidlines for craponomy

craponomy by diana gibson July 21, 2004