crap static

The friction created as two turds hustle to be first to pass through the sphincter, often resulting in severe wind.

Woah i had a bad case of crapstatic gas this morning.

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crapstation

a word used to descibe sony's crappy video game system quality.

my crapstation crapped out on me again. maybe i shoulda bought microsoft or nintendo.

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The result of leaving chapstic in a load of clothes you put in the dryer. Your clothes will have a slimy starchy staticy feeling.

Dave will you empty your god damn pockets before you put your clothes in the dryer the whole load is all chapstatic

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