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Christmas Crackwhore 

A type of light entertainment that can be incorporated onto the Christmas table to add a bit of 'bang' to the traditional festive banquet. A smuttier and more entertaining alternative to the routine Christmas cracker, yet more prone to leave the operator with a bevy of sexually transmitted infections.
'Who wants to do this Christmas crackwhore with me? I'd go halvesies with Grandpa again, only last time we shared a Christmas crackwhore the bang gave him a stroke, and now his entire left side is more flaccid than Stephen Hawking's penis
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Claywhore 

A player in Cod4 who clearly sees that you have a claymore set up in a spot and plants his in a way so that he will get the kill.
Person A:I already put a claymore at the door, why'd you put your 2?

Person B: Cuz i wanted to.

Person A: You fucking faggit claywhore. (Proceeds to blow them up)
Claywhore by Rega October 16, 2008

Crackwhore 

1.) A person, usually female, who prostitutes herself out to obtain money to fuel her addiction to illegal/illicit narcotic drugs (examples: crack/cocaine, meth, heroin)

2.) A word that eliminates the need for a punchline in comedian Norm MacDonald's jokes.
1.) Jenny is such a crackwhore! She's working the street corner in front of the 7-Eleven trying to make money to buy dope!

2. "Who needs a punchline, when you have the word 'crackwhore'?!" - Norm MacDonald
Crackwhore by Chief of the Okhrana November 19, 2015

crackwhore 

A prostitute who is only a prostitute for the sole purpose of attaining crack to feed her addiction.
crackwhore by HerzerMann June 11, 2004

crackwhore 

A woman who's crack addiction is so bad that it is the only factor running her life and making decisions for her. She cannot hold a job -- not even as a stripper -- and is forced to do the ONLY thing she can do for money... sucking and fucking. And she is sickened when she thinks about where she has ended up and does it all over again to get her fix so she can forget for a few hours... and then again... and again... life is absolutely miserable between fixes and the only time she thinks clearly, rationally and for HERSELF is shortly after she starts smoking up.
I'd love to kill all the worthless pieces of shit who have ever been involved in the process of turning a girl into a crackwhore.
I fell in love with a crackwhore (before I really knew she was one).
Don't ever try to help a crackwhore... she can only help herself.
crackwhore by Not Available December 3, 2003

camwhore 

n. Anyone, male or female, who is addicted to taking countless pictures of themselves to post on the internet. Pictures range from conservative face shots to explicit nude photos complete with visible sex acts. A camwhore may reach the status of such internet fame that they can begin CHARGING for the privelege of viewing their pictures.

v. to camwhore
See also:
pic, lj, blog, webcam, suicidegirl
n. Would you stop being such a camwhore?!?! I think the whole east coast, and some peeps in Germany, have seen you topless!

Jimmy and Rico can be such camwhores; loading all those pics makes my pc smoke, lol.

v. I wouldn't camwhore tonight if I were you. You're looking a bit bloated...
camwhore by Frenchie November 28, 2004

cougwhore 

A cougwhore is a woman who *thinks* she is a cougar but is actually just an Old Whore.
"Dude, way too many cougwhores down at the Harbor tonight."

"Does this ankle bracelet make me look like a cougwhore?

"Guess I should get my brassy blonde hair toned down. Don't wanna look like a cougwhore at Happy Hour"
cougwhore by kellybex July 15, 2009