cpmft 

Simply "Couldn't pay me to fuck that."

That's the girl you took home last night from the bar? Dude cpmft..

cpmft by guido fabolous November 2, 2008

CMFT 

It Corey Mother Fucking Taylor
Lord Commander of the Slipknot army!

HEY!!! LOOK THERE!!! HE'S #8!!! HE'S THE NECK!!! HE'S THE GREAT BIG MOUTH!!! HE'S CMFT!!!! HE'S COREY MOTHER FUCKING TAYLOR!!!!!!!!

CMFT by Einerdek November 8, 2016

CamFTW 

1. The ultimate arena to prove shenanigans. Where an individual creates a tinychat to prove his stuff.

2. Where camwhores go to find their true calling in life.

3. When you see a girl flash on tinychat and manage to take a screen shot.

Dbolt: Yo did you see what she did last night?
FengWei: Yeah, she put a bong in her ass and her vagina.
Dbolt: CAMFTW!
FengWei: Let's get some chicken and waffles, I'm hungry.

JackieChan: I'm having anal sex with my roommate.
Woman: PROVE IT!
JackieChan: *turns on webcam*
Woman: CAMFTW !

Anon7676: My name is Anon7676 and I have a problem. I was arrested for streaming CP trying to score some CAMFTW

CamFTW by Doldrum May 19, 2010

CMFT 

Corey Mother Fuckin Taylor!!

Maggot 1: I'm going to a concert in Des Moines tonight.
Maggot 2: Who is it?
Maggot 1: CMFT
Maggot 2: Who's CMFT? Is that one of those new wave bands i've been hearing about?
Maggot 1: IT'S COREY MOTHER FUCKIN TAYLOR!

CMFT by MemeSenYT April 5, 2020

Comfterble

An idiot's way of saying comfortable

This sofa is so comfterble

Comfterble by awmm October 1, 2016

comftorble 

How lazy people pronounce comfortable

This chair is comftorble

comftorble by awmm October 1, 2016

Comfterble

How stupid people say comfortable

This bed is comfterble

Comfterble by awmm October 1, 2016