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Scrotum cozies 

Ever been lost in the arctic circle with your balls freezing off? Fear not! Scrotum cozies provide a warm, stylish home for your testicular regions. Just slip the fitted fabric over those precious gems and march off to the unknown!
Wife- " honey! Did u remember to pack your scrotum cozies? We don't want a repeat last trip."
Husband- "yes dear!"
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Cosbiesque 

Cos•bi•esque
Predators behaving as if they are old, fragile, wholesome or feeble so as not to be held accountable for their actions.
Harvey Weinstein crawled into the courthouse very cosbiesque with a walker and orthopedic shoes but we all know that monster is vying for sympathy.
Cosbiesque by Peaceforus4ever January 6, 2020
Word of the Day on February 25, 2020
Getting sexually taken advantage of while under the influence of drugs or alcohol
I was really drunk and totally got Cosbied by Frank at 2am.
Cosbied by Ljstra November 23, 2014
To be drugged and used for sex
Miller: Hey I heard Jason hooked up with Madison last night.

Francis: How is that possible, she's like 20 points hotter than he is.

Miller: I guess he musta Cosbied her
Cosbied by Florilla September 2, 2015

CASE OF THE COBIES 

Coughing after one drag of a joint.
Courtney: *coughing*
Shannon: “you’ve got a case of the cobies”

- dedicated to our mate Cobie, who’s dying all the time.
Australian word for a 'swim suit', Speedos, bikini, etc. Also known as togs.
Put your cozzie on, we're going to the pool!
cozzie by Claire...izzle December 9, 2008