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Cocaine Cowgirl

Drop dead gorgeous gringa married to a prestigious Colombian cocaine cowboy who smuggles cocaine across the US. She has an enormous coke habit and wouldn't give you time of day on any given day because she thinks her money and prestige make her so much better than you...even wears a diamond spoon and razor around her gold chain to help her snort her blow. She remains trapped in a counterfeit identity. Stay far, far away.
Don't mess with a cocaine cowgirl or you'll risk getting blown away.
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All the Cowgirls sing your song 

An expression to say to your friend in praise of something great they did. It refers to the league of cowgirls who sing the Ballad of Joshyberri and coordinate dances to it.
Person 1: "Hey I completed my SAT's!"
Person 2: "Congratulations! All the Cowgirls sing your song!"
the language in which a cow speaks; Most commonly the word (moo)
dude did you hear that girl speak cowian in the lunch room?!
Cowian by KateBSum-MoOoO February 15, 2019

Cowmilla 

A fucking fat slag who steals people’s romantic partners.
Very Cowmilla they are.
Cowmilla by AcidHayze May 31, 2021
A single woman looking for a man to help raise her kid.

Much like how a cowbird lays the egg in the nest of another bird, and those birds will raise the cowbird.
So I met this chick and took her out, but after talking to her, realized she was a cowbird.
cowbird by Agouti23 December 12, 2010

Covid Cowgirl 

Having sex in the reverse cowgirl position while wearing N95 protective masks in order to prevent spreading the corona virus.
I’m going to make Lauren do the covid cowgirl tonight so I don’t catch the corona virus.