8 definitions by CaptainFlapjacks
"I messaged her a while ago just to see how she's doing and she didn't said anything for like a month. I messaged her one more time yesterday and boom, next morning I'm blocked. She ilah'd me."
"He's not replying to my messages. Hmm I wonder why I can't see his profile. Oh. He blocked me. I've been ilah'd. But I didn't even do anything..."
"He's not replying to my messages. Hmm I wonder why I can't see his profile. Oh. He blocked me. I've been ilah'd. But I didn't even do anything..."
by CaptainFlapjacks March 13, 2023
by CaptainFlapjacks December 19, 2022
A hottie who will not be forgottie. She's an amazing actress, a sweet and adorable person, and BEAUTIFUL! She can play any kind of character but really shines when she's a sad superhero. Also she is so hottttt. We love her. We stan.
Cultured Person 1: Oh man I love WandaVision, it's an exceptional TV series.
Cultured Person 2: Of course it is, it stars Lizzie Olsen!
Cultured Person 2: Of course it is, it stars Lizzie Olsen!
by CaptainFlapjacks December 28, 2022
Something you say when you really love someone and you're about to spam them with your signature affectionate GIFs.
Riaberri: Laughter is the wine of the brain!
Joshyberri: 🤣I love you, I'm gonna send you all the GIFs
Joshyberri: 🤣I love you, I'm gonna send you all the GIFs
by CaptainFlapjacks December 28, 2022
The feeling of needing something you can't have yet. Horniness levels are highest in teens but they're not old enough to get married and do something about it.
So you and your boyfriend/girlfriend just have to sit quietly on your sexual needs until you can get that ring. And the only thing you can do to entertain the horniness or to feel better is just to talk about it and fantasize.✨
I wish you all luck in finding a partner who loves you enough to wait
So you and your boyfriend/girlfriend just have to sit quietly on your sexual needs until you can get that ring. And the only thing you can do to entertain the horniness or to feel better is just to talk about it and fantasize.✨
I wish you all luck in finding a partner who loves you enough to wait
Guy 1: "Damn, I'm horny😩"
Guy 2: "Don't you have a girlfriend? Why don't you guys have sex?"
Guy 1: "It's Christian horniness"
Girl 1: "Oh girl I know that look. You want it baddd😏"
Girl 2: "Bruh if we could fuck that'd be heavenly, but I can't cause we're not married yet"
Girl 1: "Oh dang you stuck with that Christian horniness huh?"
Guy 2: "Don't you have a girlfriend? Why don't you guys have sex?"
Guy 1: "It's Christian horniness"
Girl 1: "Oh girl I know that look. You want it baddd😏"
Girl 2: "Bruh if we could fuck that'd be heavenly, but I can't cause we're not married yet"
Girl 1: "Oh dang you stuck with that Christian horniness huh?"
by CaptainFlapjacks October 25, 2023
Male person: "Ouch! You kicked my rope of tears!"
Every other guy in the area: *rushes over to see if he's ok* "DAMN I'M SO SORRY!!"
Every other guy in the area: *rushes over to see if he's ok* "DAMN I'M SO SORRY!!"
by CaptainFlapjacks May 1, 2023
Something you say when somebody is being unreasonable in the most ridiculous way possible, generally in a discriminatory way.
Example 1:
Mom: "Make sure all her brothers sleep on a separate floor while her friend is staying over!"
Taylor Swift, or any reasonable person: "Damn! It's 7 AM!"
Example 2:
Mom: "You can't hang out one-on-one with a female friend before marriage!"
Taylor Swift, or any reasonable person: "Damn! It's 7 AM!"
Mom: "Make sure all her brothers sleep on a separate floor while her friend is staying over!"
Taylor Swift, or any reasonable person: "Damn! It's 7 AM!"
Example 2:
Mom: "You can't hang out one-on-one with a female friend before marriage!"
Taylor Swift, or any reasonable person: "Damn! It's 7 AM!"
by CaptainFlapjacks January 11, 2023