Your only life coach. He knows all, never doubt him. He spawned from the festering cesspool of 4chan, with a hint of Advice Dog DNA and the desire to turn those soft sissy inside things you call emotions into raw manliness. He was spawned from a vortex of awesomeness that spewed chocolate-covered hundred dollar bills and caused it to rain naked woman for 1000 years. Some of Courage Wolf's Advice:
"Climb the Highest Mountain - Punch the Face of God"
"God Hates Winners - Be Your Own God"
"You Are a Badass - Kill Anyone Who Thinks Different"
"Your Power Level Is - Always Over 9000"
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