One who is acting silly or stupid because he or she is under the influence of sugar, drugs, or alcohol.
Hannah: What's wrong with Ian? Why's he running around with his shirt over head like that?
Shiro: Uh, well, he just ate a pound of rock candy and drank a bottle of cold medicine.
Hannh: Well, get cornholio in the house before he hurts himself!
by Happy Noodle Blacker August 23, 2006
Top Definition
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
by AYB July 20, 2003
One who requires TP for his bunghole
When you have the schlitts, it is common to pull your shirt over your head and say "I am the Great Cornholio. I need TP for my bunghole!"
by Anonymous October 12, 2002
Beavis's alter-ego..The master of all that is toilet you have TP for his bunghole?
by James Lowe June 04, 2004
The alter ego of Beavis from the Beavis and Butthead show, and MTV Classic from the early 90s.
I am the great cornholio! I need tee-pee for my bunghole!
by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004
Beavis on a sugar high, known to need to tp for his bungholio
"i am the great cornholio,i need tp for my bunghole , you will coporate with my bunghole, heh for there is only one bunghole , the almighty bunghole"
by AMB1223 July 22, 2005
the crazy alter ego of Beavis from the show of Beavis and Butthead. he usually east a lot of sugar before transforming. he pulls his shirt up on his head
Beavis: I am Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!
by ImportRacerBoy October 14, 2005
Corholio is beavis's alter ego...beavis becomes him when he gets excited with sugar.....
a picture of ronald regan with a peace sign:......
Cornohlio:are you threatening me?!?!
by John Fru May 18, 2004
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