Sikyon guild leader and INSANE grinder in Atlantica Online, must live on a couch/toilet , cause he never gets off his pc ....
Cornholio is insane, he grinds more than a stripper.
by Cornfan June 28, 2011
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The alter ego of Beavis, an animated character who makes up one half of the dynamic duo "Beavis and Butthead" on MTV.
I am The Great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!
by Albert February 15, 2004
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The situation one faces if offered sex when one's poopchute is in a state of less-than-optimal hygiene. This may be due to splatter ass, lack of access to bathing facilities, or just plain laziness. The risks are to accept the sex and run the risk of being thought a skank or dirtball, or to turn down the sex even though you might avoid detection of your filthy fudgepipe.

Named for Beavis's alter ego, Cornholio, who always needs TP for his bunghole.
I had just gotten back from a camping trip when my buddy's hot sister walked up the driveway and started coming on to me. Having gone three days without a bath, using only leaves for toilet paper, I thus experienced Cornholio's Dilemma.
by Gabby Johnson March 17, 2008
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funneling cappuchino into your own ass. or the act of giving your bunghole cappuchino
the cops kicked in the door just as joe was giving himself the sloppy cornholio
by yeahbod December 10, 2006
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The act of eating your own ass, after you achieve the legendary achievement of auto-felatio.
I have grown tired of sucking my own dick, and am now teaching myself auto-cornholio.
by Mike Migger April 4, 2020
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