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8.
the lord of lake titicaca, who requires tp, lest you suffer the wrath of his almighty bunghole!
I AM CORNHOLIO! *hehehehe* do you have tp? tp for my bunghole? *unintelligable spanish sounding mumblings*
by that weird kid next door April 10, 2007
 
9.
A terrorist named Cornholio who needs TP for his bunghole.
I am cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!
by Cornholio August 15, 2003
 
10.
Beavis' alter-ego in the "Beavis and Butthead Do America" movie.
(Beavis faces the picture of Nixon doing his Victory symbol)
<pause>
AAAARE YOU THREATNING ME?! I.. AM... CORNHOLIO!!!
by Hehehehe.... Huhuhuhuh March 04, 2004
 
11.
slang for anus. the hole where corn is discharged from the body after digestion. A greek god.
I am Cornholio, i need t.p. for my bunghole!!!
by Morris Balamut April 08, 2006
 
12.
Sikyon guild leader and INSANE grinder in Atlantica Online, must live on a couch/toilet , cause he never gets off his pc ....
Cornholio is insane, he grinds more than a stripper.
by Cornfan June 27, 2011
 
13.
beavis's mexicana alter-ego, when he's on a sugar high. probably means "cornhole".
"i am cornholio, guardian of your bungholio".
by psybaba December 29, 2003
 
14.
A un-official millitary term. Used as a code word for "there is an officer, staff non commissioned officer, or anyone else of higher rank that will get you in trouble for goofing off". Founded by the cannoneers of battery P 5/14. The term may not have worked all that well since that unit no longer exists.
Cornholio, secure the happiness.
by KungFu April 04, 2005