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- Some one who is cool to hang with but does noobish things. And means " cool + loser= coolzer. Often used when describing a friend to someone and don't want him to seem all bad.

Or loser who openly admits to being loser and accepts it and lives with it, instead of complaining and bitching about it and wishing he/she were someone else is also a coolzer.
-Random guy 1: "Dude that party was awesome you should have stayed longer everyone loved you there."

Random guy 2: "Yeah but my girlfriend called and I didn't want to keep her waiting."

-Some Dude: C'mon lets go hang out or something

Loser: Well....theres this raiding party on WoW( world of warcraft)and i promised I'd join.

Random guy: Geez you such a loser.

Loser: Yep...well... later. ( coolzer sentence)
coolzer by Kealah August 8, 2007
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tire cooler 

When you dont have a cooler in you car so you decide to use your separe tire
"Dude i forgot the cooler do you have one"?No but its ok i have my tire cooler always with me.
tire cooler by zkiller December 4, 2013
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Franklin Wine Cooler 

An alcoholic beverage made by mixing cheap red wine and orange soda. Usually Carlo Rossi Burgundy wine. Originated in Franklin, Massachusetts.
"Hey kid, swing by Anne's Market and grab some wine and orange soda. Franklin wine coolers tonight!"
Franklin Wine Cooler by Abar42 July 23, 2015

Gacha Cooler 

A Gacha Cooler is a non-heat Gacha community member. A Gacha Cooler is against gacha heat.
"Ew, is that a gacha heater? Time to call my Gacha Cooler friends."
Gacha Cooler by obsessedwithspace January 18, 2021

cooler dumping 

The act of saturating oneself (and potentially others)with urine. Usually while drunk.
I got so hammered I cooler dumped on myself last night.
He ain't no cooler dumper.
JT cooler dumped on me last night.
One more beer and I may dump my cooler
Look She's Coolering on the couch.
I am skilled in the arts of cooler dumping.
cooler dumping by TKE January 11, 2009
to manipulate your schedule to maximize your time off work
How did Bryan get so much time off work? Well he has been coolering his vacation days with regular days off.
Coolering by whosurdaddy358 April 28, 2017

zip your soup-cooler 

Imperative command meaning "Shut your mouth", "Let's hear no more from you", or simply "Shut the fuck up". Often said to Negroes, Hebrews, Frenchmen, and others known to make slurping noises whilst eating soup.
1)Deputy Bubba Beernut:"Zip your soup-cooler, Sambo, I'll take no sass from you!"
2)American to French waiter:"Zip your soup cooler, Pierre, I don't want snails. Bring me a hamburger, and be quick about it."