cookie thumper
cookie thumper by chewieyumyum December 13, 2013
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cookie thumper
a guy who goes for much younger girls. i.e like girls just past scout age where they may sell cookies for a cause or girls who are still in or just past innocence.
guy: shall we invite billy to our party?
girl: noway, have you seen his new girlfriend? shes like 14, hes a total cookie thumper
girl: noway, have you seen his new girlfriend? shes like 14, hes a total cookie thumper
cookie thumper by shesleeps February 22, 2014
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