Top Definition
a guy who goes for much younger girls. i.e like girls just past scout age where they may sell cookies for a cause or girls who are still in or just past innocence.
guy: shall we invite billy to our party?
girl: noway, have you seen his new girlfriend? shes like 14, hes a total cookie thumper
by shesleeps February 18, 2014
2 more definitions
A male who does anal.
" Girl, just so you know, he's a cookie thumper. You wont be able to sit for a week".
by chewieyumyum December 13, 2013
Slang for penis. Originated from the song "Cookie Thumper" by Die Antwoord.
Man, I want him to put his Cookie Thumper in me!
by thek4team June 08, 2014

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