I can't leave yet. I'm trying to get my socks cooked!
Of course I'm being nice to you today, I just want you to cook my socks.
That girl is just here to cook socks.
Of course I'm being nice to you today, I just want you to cook my socks.
That girl is just here to cook socks.
by withstand December 15, 2005
A clean version of "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS".
Safe to use on oneself and others without offense, but all your interbutt friends will still get the joke.
But then again, some people just like shocking you with their culinary experience with stockings.
Safe to use on oneself and others without offense, but all your interbutt friends will still get the joke.
But then again, some people just like shocking you with their culinary experience with stockings.
Sara 11:41 - SHIT, I think my account got deleted. Help?
Sara 12:17 - DISREGARD THAT, I COOK SOCKS. It was there the whole time.
Sara 12:17 - DISREGARD THAT, I COOK SOCKS. It was there the whole time.
by Ceylon August 22, 2009
A variation of the classic "Your mother sucks cocks in hell" line from the excorcist that is said to children. A possible spoonerism.
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004