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Coochee Monster
Mr. Jizzman better cut down on the amount of pussy he's been eating or he'll turn into the Coochee Monster!
I can tell that the coochie monster was here recently 'cause all the ladies walk kinda funny now.
I can tell that the coochie monster was here recently 'cause all the ladies walk kinda funny now.
Coochee Monster by Admiral von Bitchslapp May 6, 2009
Related Words
coochee snorcher
coochee snorcher by Nora Harris November 13, 2003
Croom A Coochee
The small community that not very many people want to visit just ten minutes south of Bushnell. The only way to get to houses here are on the numerous dirt roads and through woods. Hunting plays a large part in this community and you made find people down at Silver Lake or the Withlacoochee River, swimming away from alligators. Croom a Coochee is centered around the "Country Store": a rundown gas station with two pumps and expensive cigarettes and beer. It's customers include a variety of rednecks, drug dealers and crack addicts. You learn about the entire "town" on the bulletin board where you can find your next exotic pet such as a chicken or horse. Croomite is a common term for those who live here. You can often find everyone walking around with black feet as most people don't wear shoes. Beware of the cop that sits in the same exact spot every day and thinks he can pull you over for speeding through the 30mph speed zone. Don't forget about the blonde headed kids who ride their bikes on seven bend road every day. You're likely to hit one while driving by. Never go out at night or you may possibly be raped, shot, or some crack addict lady with no bra on and a mini skirt may ask you for some drugs. Gotta love to live in Croom A Coochee.
Boy: Where do you live at?
Girl: Croom A Coochee.
Boy: Oh god, you're a Croomite. God bless your soul.
Girl: Yeah, come visit me and see if you make it out alive.
Boy: No thanks.
Girl: Croom A Coochee.
Boy: Oh god, you're a Croomite. God bless your soul.
Girl: Yeah, come visit me and see if you make it out alive.
Boy: No thanks.
Croom A Coochee by croomite4lyfe November 2, 2011
Croom A Coochee
The small community that not very many people want to visit just ten minutes south of Bushnell. The only way to get to houses here are on the numerous dirt roads and through woods. Hunting plays a large part in this community and you made find people down at Silver Lake or the Withlacoochee River, swimming away from alligators. Croom a Coochee is centered around the "Country Store": a rundown gas station with two pumps and expensive cigarettes and beer. It's customers include a variety of rednecks, drug dealers and crack addicts. You learn about the entire "town" on the bulletin board where you can find your next exotic pet such as a chicken or horse. Croomite is a common term for those who live here. You can often find everyone walking around with black feet as most people don't wear shoes. Beware of the cop that sits in the same exact spot every day and thinks he can pull you over for speeding through the 30mph speed zone. Don't forget about the blonde headed kids who ride their bikes on seven curves every day. You're likely to hit one while driving by. Or the long hair kid on the Piece of shit golf cart that thinks he owns the road because it goes 25mph. Your likely to fine him near any body of water that he don't have permission to. Never go out at night or you may possibly be raped, shot, or some crack addict lady with no bra on and a mini skirt may ask you for some drugs. Gotta love to live in Croom A Coochee.
Driver. Why is that Guys feet so black
Passenger. That just a normal croomite
Driver. Were are they from
Passenger. Croom A Coochee
Passenger. That just a normal croomite
Driver. Were are they from
Passenger. Croom A Coochee
Croom A Coochee by Weeksbaby September 14, 2017
CROOM-A-COOCHEE
A place to raise children and avoid the big city drama, gangs, traffic and being overly policed.
River, lakes, woods, bike and hiking trails.
Hunting is good, fishing is great, dirt, motor cross, horse back, river jet skiing is awesome.
Simple lifestyle and cheap living with good people.
Everyone knows your name and willing to help others in need.
The violence is next to none, people here working to get along and work it out amongst themselves without wasting tax's payers money.
They don't want to become a big city or part of the big city that's why it's such a dreamers paradise.
Now, do beware of the croom witch she's in them there woods somewhere but good luck finding her.
If you live here long enough you may be called a
CROOM-A-KNIGHT and that is a compliment.
Life is good, cooks outs, cold beer from the croom store and friendship within this small community, truly amazing and loving place to live.
God bless the
CROOM-A-KNIGHTS...
River, lakes, woods, bike and hiking trails.
Hunting is good, fishing is great, dirt, motor cross, horse back, river jet skiing is awesome.
Simple lifestyle and cheap living with good people.
Everyone knows your name and willing to help others in need.
The violence is next to none, people here working to get along and work it out amongst themselves without wasting tax's payers money.
They don't want to become a big city or part of the big city that's why it's such a dreamers paradise.
Now, do beware of the croom witch she's in them there woods somewhere but good luck finding her.
If you live here long enough you may be called a
CROOM-A-KNIGHT and that is a compliment.
Life is good, cooks outs, cold beer from the croom store and friendship within this small community, truly amazing and loving place to live.
God bless the
CROOM-A-KNIGHTS...
CROOM-A-COOCHEE by CROOM-A-KNIGHT February 28, 2017
The Great Coochie Wars
The greatest war... caused by Master Roshi's favorite thot who, planned to sacrifice herself In order to destroy Roshi's Coochie Empire and overthrow him from being King of the Coochie.
Story told by Roshi DevilArtemis Universe
"There I was back to back with Jesus. Bible in my right hand machine gun in the left. Ready to bless these unholy thots with the divine sauce. I ran out of ammo so I yelled across the orphanage Jesus I need a melee weapon. Never in my life have I seen a Mexican throw a sandal so fast in my life. 657 prostitutes fell that day to the holy sandal of Mexican Jesus. That day went down in history as The Great Coochie wars"
Story told by Roshi DevilArtemis Universe
"There I was back to back with Jesus. Bible in my right hand machine gun in the left. Ready to bless these unholy thots with the divine sauce. I ran out of ammo so I yelled across the orphanage Jesus I need a melee weapon. Never in my life have I seen a Mexican throw a sandal so fast in my life. 657 prostitutes fell that day to the holy sandal of Mexican Jesus. That day went down in history as The Great Coochie wars"
The Great Coochie Wars by NarrowCobra May 3, 2021
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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