Mans greatest enemy, yet his closest friend...

a rubber balloon you stuff your penis in ,to keep all yoursexually transmitted diseases to yourself

Somethin he better where if he wants to get anywhere near me unless he feels like payin for child support for 18 damn years..And if you think ur not a real man if you wear one then don't.. i'm sure u'll feel more like a man when your carryin around a bunch of damn babies!

Something that Justin Biebers parents should have used.

Using a condom and being protected, will avoid you from being on shows like, The Maury and Jerry Springer show.

If you cover his schlong youll never go wrong

A rubber materiol type of hood used on both a penis or a pussy so that it can prevent pegnancy or unwanted STDs