by Delmar February 04, 2006
is a rubber baby preventer.
it usually goes on a penis.
not meant to be blown up as a balloon.
It catches all the white squirmy thingys so they dont go into the girl.
if you use it you will not create a tiny little baby, but if you dont use it you will get fat. and 9 months later you will find yourself in the hospital giving birth.
use a condom young men.
it usually goes on a penis.
not meant to be blown up as a balloon.
It catches all the white squirmy thingys so they dont go into the girl.
if you use it you will not create a tiny little baby, but if you dont use it you will get fat. and 9 months later you will find yourself in the hospital giving birth.
use a condom young men.
by __ellolove__ May 23, 2009
A light inexpensive piece of rubber that fits over the penis, designed for the prevention of sexually transmitted diseases and/or the prevention of impregnation, during sexual intercourse. Strongly recommended by health professionals everywhere, this unique invention has still become widely un-popular in Australia and America.
-see idiot
-see idiot
After a long night of slobbering over each other, Rick and Mary decided to go hard at it in the parklands. Condoms not being terribly trendy, Rick decided to continue without. Mary agreed and thought this was a smashing idea.
by Gay Sebastian May 05, 2005
Interlude: This poem was created for a poetry class at San Diego State University by a very curious and enthusiastic Sophmore named Brittany.
Poem: "Safety First"
From Japan to the USA
They claim their place
In every bathroom or bed stand.
Lying within worn, cardboard boxes
Taunting all that stare
Embarassed by their intentions.
The perk function they perform;
To bring intense,
Erotic, ribbed pleasure
To those otherwise not meant to experience
Such sesual, twisted touch.
With the strength and Endurance
Of the Trojans invading Rome
They protect patrons each day.
By limiting the populations of teenage mothers,
They serve a necessary purpose for society
Often going without appreciation
Tossed aside after each use.
Representing all colors of the rainbow
All flavors of fruit
Chocolate, root beer,
Scented lilac, tropical breeze,
Nonoxynol-9 enhanced.
They make safety a carnival
Of lightly lubricated latex!
They've come to fill
A major role in many relationships
Knowing no discrimination,
They aid anyone willing to spend
A few crucial dollars.
Evolving from their original form of sheep skin,
They are the latest
In sexual exploration
Enjoyed by both old and young,
Single and married.
Small, large
Pinch the tip,
Roll them on.
Worldwide
They are the perfect fit.
Hope you enjoyed this demostration of literary creativity!!
Poem: "Safety First"
From Japan to the USA
They claim their place
In every bathroom or bed stand.
Lying within worn, cardboard boxes
Taunting all that stare
Embarassed by their intentions.
The perk function they perform;
To bring intense,
Erotic, ribbed pleasure
To those otherwise not meant to experience
Such sesual, twisted touch.
With the strength and Endurance
Of the Trojans invading Rome
They protect patrons each day.
By limiting the populations of teenage mothers,
They serve a necessary purpose for society
Often going without appreciation
Tossed aside after each use.
Representing all colors of the rainbow
All flavors of fruit
Chocolate, root beer,
Scented lilac, tropical breeze,
Nonoxynol-9 enhanced.
They make safety a carnival
Of lightly lubricated latex!
They've come to fill
A major role in many relationships
Knowing no discrimination,
They aid anyone willing to spend
A few crucial dollars.
Evolving from their original form of sheep skin,
They are the latest
In sexual exploration
Enjoyed by both old and young,
Single and married.
Small, large
Pinch the tip,
Roll them on.
Worldwide
They are the perfect fit.
Hope you enjoyed this demostration of literary creativity!!
Okay...so after such a long poem...do you really need an example too to get the point....Strap on the safety belt before you take the ride!
by Brittany January 10, 2005
a raincoat for your johnson
it protects against the windburn and chapping off the penis head
also can be used to wear on your head
it protects against the windburn and chapping off the penis head
also can be used to wear on your head
by mr mcgooglestick February 27, 2005
Person A: I just slammed my penis in a car door!
Person B: Jesus Christ are you OK?!
Person A: dont worry I didnt feel a thing, I was wearing a condom!
Person B: Jesus Christ are you OK?!
Person A: dont worry I didnt feel a thing, I was wearing a condom!
by preppyguy21 September 10, 2004
A latex or sheepskin sheath to put over the penis before intercourse. Hated by some men because it lowers their sensations somewhat and means that some of the responsibility of contraception falls on them (GOD FUCKING FORBID...) Perhaps they would prefer parenthood?
by Anonymous May 08, 2003