preppyguy21's definitions

guinness

Guinness is the drink of the gods! It's rich dark colour, amazing taste, and creamy head, make Guinness one of the finest stouts available!

If God drank beer...and he was an alchoholic...and irish...he would prolly drink Guinness!

by preppyguy21 August 29, 2004

grey goose

Very high quality, smooth, premium vodka distilled in france. Great tasting vodka that is perfect for making vodka martinis, and cosmopolitans.

I got jacked up on those Grey Goose Vodka Martinis at that cocktail party last weekend!

by preppyguy21 September 13, 2004

yale

Ivy leauge university located in New Haven, Connecticut founded in 1701, and has since been producing some of the finest men and women this country has ever seen. Yale is most famous for its high standards of accademic and athletic advancement and development.

Yale kicks the ass out of Harvard!

by preppyguy21 August 17, 2004

Mercedes-Benz

Automobile manufacturer founded in 1890, and has since contributed some of the finest mass produced automobiles in history, as well as being a name synonymous with luxury and performance. Sadly since thier merger with Chrysler (The pimple on the ass of the American automotive market) in 1998, thier quality has noticably taken a massive hit.

I used to own a Mercedes Benz, but I would much rather own a Ferrari 612 Scaglietti

by preppyguy21 August 20, 2004

condom

Mans greatest enemy, yet his closest friend...

Person A: I just slammed my penis in a car door!
Person B: Jesus Christ are you OK?!
Person A: dont worry I didnt feel a thing, I was wearing a condom!

by preppyguy21 September 9, 2004

Fahrenheit 9/11

An disgustingly overly biased, far leftwing/socialist propagnda film crated by none other than Michael Moore. It is riddled with discrepancies and inaccuracies, all for no other reason than for Moore to try and get mainstream America to agree with insane conspiracy theories and far left wing political agenda.

I live in New York, and I am from New York, and I DON'T need an asshole disingenious commie "film" maker like Michael Moore to tell ME about 9/11!

by preppyguy21 September 15, 2004

illuminati

Fictional secret society conjured up by conspiracy theorists to slander and create a warped vision of actual and legitimate organizations, social clubs, and institutions. Usually for no other reason then because they are misinformed as to the true purposes of said groups and rituals preformed by them.

In order to explain what outsiders don't know about certain groups or organizations, they exaggerate, misinterpret, or flat out create lies in order to fill in the blanks. The result creates an Illuminati conspiracy, where none so exists.

by preppyguy21 December 17, 2004