15 definitions by preppyguy21

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Mans greatest enemy, yet his closest friend...
Person A: I just slammed my penis in a car door!
Person B: Jesus Christ are you OK?!
Person A: dont worry I didnt feel a thing, I was wearing a condom!
by preppyguy21 September 09, 2004
Guinness is the drink of the gods! It's rich dark colour, amazing taste, and creamy head, make Guinness one of the finest stouts available!
If God drank beer...and he was an alchoholic...and irish...he would prolly drink Guinness!
by preppyguy21 August 29, 2004
Very high quality, smooth, premium vodka distilled in france. Great tasting vodka that is perfect for making vodka martinis, and cosmopolitans.
I got jacked up on those Grey Goose Vodka Martinis at that cocktail party last weekend!
by preppyguy21 September 13, 2004
Ivy leauge university located in New Haven, Connecticut founded in 1701, and has since been producing some of the finest men and women this country has ever seen. Yale is most famous for its high standards of accademic and athletic advancement and development.
Yale kicks the ass out of Harvard!
by preppyguy21 August 17, 2004
Ultra premium 12 or 18 year old blended scotch whiskey. Chivas is known for its smooth and complex flavor, and rich amber colour that it makes it one of the best tasting and most satisfying scotch whiskeys available to the general market.
I will have a double Chivas Regal on the rocks please
by preppyguy21 September 13, 2004
Eh fuck it...I'll define it later...
procrastination is alot like masturbation in that it might feel really good, but in the end your only fucking yourself.
by preppyguy21 September 15, 2004
An disgustingly overly biased, far leftwing/socialist propagnda film crated by none other than Michael Moore. It is riddled with discrepancies and inaccuracies, all for no other reason than for Moore to try and get mainstream America to agree with insane conspiracy theories and far left wing political agenda.
I live in New York, and I am from New York, and I DON'T need an asshole disingenious commie "film" maker like Michael Moore to tell ME about 9/11!
by preppyguy21 September 15, 2004

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