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Bohemian Grove

The Bohemian Club in reality is not actually a cult or satanic organization, but rather an elite social club founded in 1872, and steeped in a rich and fascinating history. Although its members preform what might seem like various odd rituals to outsiders, in fact the organizations activities are merely harmless fun. The meetings within the grove involve official business including policy speeches, which are regularly made by it's members and guests, and many regular social events, and it's standard club rituals. The secrecy of The Bohemian Grove and its long line of prominent members, has unfairly led conspiracy theorists (such as infowars) to conclude that the clubs purpose is somehow sinister or something outside of harmless social fun.

The Bohemian Club is a celebration of culture and bohemia

by preppyguy21 September 8, 2004

condom

Mans greatest enemy, yet his closest friend...

Person A: I just slammed my penis in a car door!
Person B: Jesus Christ are you OK?!
Person A: dont worry I didnt feel a thing, I was wearing a condom!

by preppyguy21 September 9, 2004

Mercedes-Benz

Automobile manufacturer founded in 1890, and has since contributed some of the finest mass produced automobiles in history, as well as being a name synonymous with luxury and performance. Sadly since thier merger with Chrysler (The pimple on the ass of the American automotive market) in 1998, thier quality has noticably taken a massive hit.

I used to own a Mercedes Benz, but I would much rather own a Ferrari 612 Scaglietti

by preppyguy21 August 20, 2004

chivas regal

Ultra premium 12 or 18 year old blended scotch whiskey. Chivas is known for its smooth and complex flavor, and rich amber colour that it makes it one of the best tasting and most satisfying scotch whiskeys available to the general market.

I will have a double Chivas Regal on the rocks please

by preppyguy21 September 13, 2004

illuminati

Fictional secret society conjured up by conspiracy theorists to slander and create a warped vision of actual and legitimate organizations, social clubs, and institutions. Usually for no other reason then because they are misinformed as to the true purposes of said groups and rituals preformed by them.

In order to explain what outsiders don't know about certain groups or organizations, they exaggerate, misinterpret, or flat out create lies in order to fill in the blanks. The result creates an Illuminati conspiracy, where none so exists.

by preppyguy21 December 17, 2004

Fahrenheit 9/11

An disgustingly overly biased, far leftwing/socialist propagnda film crated by none other than Michael Moore. It is riddled with discrepancies and inaccuracies, all for no other reason than for Moore to try and get mainstream America to agree with insane conspiracy theories and far left wing political agenda.

I live in New York, and I am from New York, and I DON'T need an asshole disingenious commie "film" maker like Michael Moore to tell ME about 9/11!

by preppyguy21 September 15, 2004

ABM Treaty

Anti-Ballistic Missile Treaty - Agreement Signed in Moscow in 1972 between the former Soviet Union and The United States, in which both parties agreed that each may have only two ABM deployment areas, so restricted and so located that they cannot provide a nationwide ABM defense or become the basis for developing one. This Treaty effectively reduced the the vast nuclear weapons capabilities of both nations and helped usher in a new era of non-proliferation. However in 2001, President Bush announced that he would withdrawal from this treaty, essentially slapping the global community, and one of America's biggest allies (Russia) in the face, and possibly launching America into a new cold war.

Prime example of how the Bush Administration fails to grasp the importance of foreign relations, international treaties, and the concept of geopolitics. Fine demonstration of the arrogance and hypocrisy of the Bush team, in that they can demand disarmament from other nations, while they expand their missile program and further deteriorate America's credibility. See also Kyoto Treaty

by preppyguy21 January 5, 2005