preppyguy21's definitions

skull and bones

Despite its wrongfully obtained, and illgotten reputation encompassed by outsiders of this organization, the Secret Order of the Skull and Bones, is nothing more than an elite collegiate social organization that taps only the most promising and favorable students, and promotes both social and academic excellence among its members.

The Order of the Skull and Bones is the greatest organization at Yale, with many successful and prominent former and current members

by preppyguy21 August 16, 2004

yale

Ivy leauge university located in New Haven, Connecticut founded in 1701, and has since been producing some of the finest men and women this country has ever seen. Yale is most famous for its high standards of accademic and athletic advancement and development.

Yale kicks the ass out of Harvard!

by preppyguy21 August 17, 2004

Mercedes-Benz

Automobile manufacturer founded in 1890, and has since contributed some of the finest mass produced automobiles in history, as well as being a name synonymous with luxury and performance. Sadly since thier merger with Chrysler (The pimple on the ass of the American automotive market) in 1998, thier quality has noticably taken a massive hit.

I used to own a Mercedes Benz, but I would much rather own a Ferrari 612 Scaglietti

by preppyguy21 August 20, 2004

guinness

Guinness is the drink of the gods! It's rich dark colour, amazing taste, and creamy head, make Guinness one of the finest stouts available!

If God drank beer...and he was an alchoholic...and irish...he would prolly drink Guinness!

by preppyguy21 August 29, 2004

trilateral commission

The Trilateral Commission was formed in 1973 by private citizens of Japan, Europe (European Union countries), and North America (United States and Canada) to foster closer cooperation among these core democratic industrialized areas of the world with shared leadership responsibilities in the wider international system.

The Trilateral Commission's primary objective is to establish close cooperation amoung its members in government and business feilds internationally.

by preppyguy21 August 31, 2004

Bohemian Grove

The Bohemian Club in reality is not actually a cult or satanic organization, but rather an elite social club founded in 1872, and steeped in a rich and fascinating history. Although its members preform what might seem like various odd rituals to outsiders, in fact the organizations activities are merely harmless fun. The meetings within the grove involve official business including policy speeches, which are regularly made by it's members and guests, and many regular social events, and it's standard club rituals. The secrecy of The Bohemian Grove and its long line of prominent members, has unfairly led conspiracy theorists (such as infowars) to conclude that the clubs purpose is somehow sinister or something outside of harmless social fun.

The Bohemian Club is a celebration of culture and bohemia

by preppyguy21 September 8, 2004

condom

Mans greatest enemy, yet his closest friend...

Person A: I just slammed my penis in a car door!
Person B: Jesus Christ are you OK?!
Person A: dont worry I didnt feel a thing, I was wearing a condom!

by preppyguy21 September 9, 2004