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1.
Kinkily devious and/or cunning.
Bugger, he's one squirmy dude.
by Martti Ojanen October 14, 2003
 
2.
The BEST DODGEBALL TEAM EVER ... EVER ...... yeah!!!!!
Damn those squirmies are nasty goo!!!!
by TEAM SQUIRMY November 07, 2009
 
3.
the act of watching two people have sex in the same room that u are in.
"aw man, the other night billy and jenny were fuckin on my couch and i was too lazy to leave so i just pulled a squirmy on them."
by carmelina September 23, 2006
 
4.
when you hold a girl down and shoot skeet on her somewhere you know she dont like!(the hair,face etc..)
last night i held marcy down and gave her a squirmy. i blew nut all in her hair!
by cereo November 15, 2006
 
5.
the lowest form of dork someoe can acheive.
that dude was a squirmy he's so gay.
by Quinton lee July 14, 2008