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Brandon: Dude you need to make sure you wrap it befor you tap it(condom)

Nate: Damn man your right, i forgot about that, thanks man
by Brandon LA hood May 28, 2008
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Hey baby, I'm gonna put on a condom so as not to spill the spooge in ya.
by lonestar August 04, 2004
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dude awsome condom lighting around the table
by elliot case April 11, 2007
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1. A latex, sheepskin or polyurethane sheath for the penis, to prevent transfer of bodily fluids during sexual activity and thereby lower the risk of pregnancy and venereal disease.

2. A really neat balloon, which also provides hours of amusement when filled with water or Jell-O.
1. Because Jack did not wish to become a father, he used a condom during sex.

2. Dude, Dad's gone. You get the Jell-O mix. I'll get the condoms.
by Allison1690 September 17, 2006
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The middleman between dick and pussy.
Man, using a condom is like you fuck it and it fucks your girlfriend!
by Syductive March 24, 2007
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It's a rubber sheath that you wear over your penis whenever you have sex. To be used every time, no exceptions. Available at most drug stores and convenience stores, in a variety of sizes. If used right, it will prevent pregnancy. Something everyone would use if humanity were not the terminally retarded species it is.
The Pope doesn't want you to wear condoms. Isn't that rich? An elderly former Nazi who has never had sex wants to tell you how to have sex, and you are going to listen to him? Incredible, our species is doomed.
by the birds and trees February 29, 2008
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fun to poke people in the head with a condom
by THATGUY! September 06, 2005
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