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contraindicate 

con·tra·in·di·cate -cat·ed, -cat·ing.
–verb (used with object), Medicine/Medical.
to give indication against the advisability of (a particular or usual remedy or treatment).

Origin: 1660–70; prob. back formation from contraindication.
Probable mucosal damge may contraindicatethe use of gastral lavage
contraindicate by Troy D. F. December 28, 2007

contrainment 

noun
1. an effort that is inconvenient
2. a factor causing trouble in achieving a positive result or tending to produce a negative result
3. a condition or state of affairs almost beyond one's ability to deal with and requiring great effort to bear or overcome

syn - difficulty

1. the fact or condition of being contrained.
2. Often, contrainments.
3. a trouble or struggle.
4. a cause of trouble, struggle, or embarrassment.
5. a disagreement or dispute.
6. reluctance; unwillingness.
7. a demur; objection.
8. something that is hard to do, understand, or surmount; an impediment or obstacle.
That silly lady at the DMV was giving me some contrainments about my expired tags!

My mexican pal is trying to act white but all he does is cause us a bunch of contrainment when dealing with his ridiculous antics.

Every time I go into the salesman's office he gives me a buncha contrainment about how smart he is.

Contraindication 

A word commonly used in the medical field to establish that a drug should not be used because it will cause more harm then benefit to a patient.
Penicillin is a contraindication for therapy if you are allergic to it.

Contrainception

Protection worn to defend yourself from the unwanted side-effects of being mindfucked, including STMIs (Sexually Transmitted Mental Illnesses) and thought-pregnancy.
-Hey man, I'm about to go learn about quantum theory.
-Well, don't forget to use contrainception!
Contrainception by NOP724 May 5, 2011

Kurt Cobrained 

When someone gets wasted to the point that there brains are literally no longer in their skull, they are Kurt Cobrained.
"Ah, fuck! This kid on the sofa's Kurt Cobrained man!"

"What?"

"His brains are all external to his skull and shit!"

"Ahhh! Fuck! Put a lamp shade over his head or something!"

"Ahhh! Okay, there we go. Now what?"

"Now we warm these Pot Noodles up."
Kurt Cobrained by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011

Confrain 

To constructively refrain from a new activity that has not yet been documented.
When Joe schemes heists he mind chalks multiple homicide victims to leave a message that he means business. Joe should confrain from his illicit activities however the prize is worth the planning.