Colognely 

When a person has used so much cologne that it is offensive to others and therefore no one wants to be around them, that person is now not just lonely, but "colognely".

Lance has been very colognely lately ever since he got that new bottle of Drakkar and began bathing himself in it.

Colognely by ShorewoodScott May 31, 2018

colognely 

The state of not wearing, owning, or smelling of cologne.

Man, i smell. I'm feeling pretty colognely

colognely by unicorn wheelchairs November 15, 2010

colon cologne

A natural fragrance expelled from one's shitbox.

Brent dusted Stephen's living room with a pleasant mist of colon cologne as he jolted off to work.

colon cologne by matfunguy July 19, 2015

Colonel Miles Quaritch 

The most badass villain in James Cameron's Avatar.
Colonel Miles Quaritch is a Marine Corps Colonel who is the head of security in the Hells Gate sector of Pandora. He is portrayed by badass actor Stephen Lang.

Pat: Did you see that Colonel Miles Quaritch?
Justin: Yeah I did. He's a real Badass.

Colonel Miles Quaritch by UncleEddie April 28, 2010

Colonel Flan

A constant flip-flopper who steals shotgun and is far too tall to hangout. If it wasn't for his tripod he would be totally irrelevant.

Kagan? More like Colonel Flan! Did you hear about him trying to change the shotgun rules on the trip to the beach when we stopped at the gas station?

Colonel Flan by TRUFUS December 7, 2009

Cologne Guy 

A guy that wears way too much cologne, from brands like Michael Jordan and Calvin Klein. He is often referred to as Glove or Button. Cologne Guy thinks he is so tough, and is an expert at martial arts. But his weakness his tapping him on his forehead. He is a ginger, and his cologne smells like ginger. It also smells like octopus juice. He is a master at football, and can play all of the positions. He thinks that Nike Football is actually football, when it's really soccer, and follows it on Facebook. He has a striking resemblance to Michael Martinez. He enjoys cologne showers, and his cologne zone exceeds 325 feet.

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Cologne Guy by glovebutton February 18, 2014

Colonel Thomas

A steaming dump exceeding at least 1 foot in length and 2 inches in gerth.

A Colonel Thomas could be compared to a baby's arm in size.

Colonel Thomas by Jordan higgins December 19, 2008