This is definitely not a good shit, this is one of those shits where you start to cramp, sweat, and have to grab both ankles to push that hoe out.
by OneTimeBusted January 5, 2023
An army term: To dip ones pork sword in your commanding officers antique mustard pot to gain revenge.
Neil was not happy with his team leaders 6 month evaluation of him and took it upon himself to Colonel mustard him.
by Jonah Blue October 29, 2007
A dirty practical joke, where a squeeze mustard bottle is shoved into the victim's ass nozzle first and squeezed, ejecting the mustard into said victim's ass. Originated by the infamous John Gagain, coffee potter extraordinaire.
1. When Billy passed out naked after a night of drinking, his friends gave him a Colonel Mustard. Boy was he surprised!
by C-Side November 22, 2004
when a male nuts on a girl and she takes her finger and wipes it across your upper lip, resembling a white mustache like COL Mustard from Clue.
by Brant38 March 14, 2008