colk 

A penis that looks like a turkey neck

you have a colk

colk by GJ321 May 26, 2010

colk 

"Cool beyond reason"

Created when one dude wanted a new word for cool that was cooler than cool.

Jordan and Joey are so fucking colk. Hot diggity.

colk by El Colko February 17, 2005

cölk 

the action of mixing milk with cokacola

hey man, do you have any cölk for me?

cölk by GregoryTheThird_27 February 22, 2024

Getting Colker'd 

To be irritated or provoked by Christian Colkers with persistent petty distractions, trifling raillery, or other annoyance, often in 302.

- On failure of a Samsung application "iPhone's are better. Should've got an iPhone."
- "Wow, I am getting Colker'd".

Getting Colker'd by ColkerdVictim May 16, 2011

colky brownie

it sounds like colt. but don't let that bother you. His name is not colt. his last name is browne hense brownie. Well, to say the least.. DO YOU GET IT?..
haha yes!

look at the colky brownie!!!

colky brownie by sarjen January 22, 2005

miculy colken 

a young boy who is slapped up by every living person on the earth.

his favorite dressing is neverland ranch.

ur soo gay, u remind em of miculy colken.!

miculy colken by RAZ 69 September 1, 2005

Furtis Colkman 

This man is low key plebby but he’s a G.O.A.T so it’s fine. He’s considered the plebiest yet most GOATED business teacher of all time.

Furtis Colkman be the G.O.A.T.

Furtis Colkman by DaTallyYIN October 21, 2020