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A penis that looks like a turkey neck

you have a colk

colk by GJ321 May 26, 2010

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colk

"Cool beyond reason"

Created when one dude wanted a new word for cool that was cooler than cool.

Jordan and Joey are so fucking colk. Hot diggity.

colk by El Colko February 17, 2005

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cölk

the action of mixing milk with cokacola

hey man, do you have any cölk for me?

cölk by GregoryTheThird_27 February 22, 2024

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Getting Colker'd

To be irritated or provoked by Christian Colkers with persistent petty distractions, trifling raillery, or other annoyance, often in 302.

- On failure of a Samsung application "iPhone's are better. Should've got an iPhone."
- "Wow, I am getting Colker'd".

Getting Colker'd by ColkerdVictim May 16, 2011

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colky brownie

it sounds like colt. but don't let that bother you. His name is not colt. his last name is browne hense brownie. Well, to say the least.. DO YOU GET IT?..
haha yes!

look at the colky brownie!!!

colky brownie by sarjen January 22, 2005

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miculy colken

a young boy who is slapped up by every living person on the earth.

his favorite dressing is neverland ranch.

ur soo gay, u remind em of miculy colken.!

miculy colken by RAZ 69 September 1, 2005

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Furtis Colkman

This man is low key plebby but he’s a G.O.A.T so it’s fine. He’s considered the plebiest yet most GOATED business teacher of all time.

Furtis Colkman be the G.O.A.T.

Furtis Colkman by DaTallyYIN October 21, 2020

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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