cock-queef 

(also spelled cockqueef): a quofe or dick fart.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly cock-queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

cock-queef by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

cock queef 

A penile fart caused by excess air build up in the urethra.

I experienced a cock queef after sticking my penis in the jacuzzi jet.

My partner farted from their dick, I think it was a cock queef!

cock queef by iqueefedinqueechee February 2, 2020

Cock mongeling queef burger

sometimes said as Cock mongeling queer burger

one of the best comebacks of all time. usually used in an argument when one person has nothing else to say, or nothing intelligent to say.

it can be used as a substitute for "no u", the universal rebuttle.

It can also be used as an insult

"(blah blah blah blah)... therefore you are a moron"

"oh yeah? Well, your a Cock Mongeling Queef Burger!

"(speachless)"

Cock mongeling queef burger by spartan-215 October 8, 2009

Cock Mongoling Queef Burger 

Noun; An insult. Usually just a random insult, unless they do infact destroy penis and queef very often. Usually used towards females, but can be used towards a male if chosen to.

Person 1: "Aww man that girl's a wicked bitch!"

Person 2: "She's a cock mongoling queef burger!"

Cock Mongoling Queef Burger by TheSavageSquid June 1, 2010

cockqueef 

A quofe or dick fart.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly cockqueef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

cockqueef by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005