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calageri 

An angry midget with a temper. Should be kept away from small children. Can usually be found in areas inhabitated by jeeps. Has been known to suffer from napoleon disease, henceforth known as Nicapoleon Syndrome.
Man Calageri sure looks gay standing next to that worthless jeep. And he's so short, what a homo.
calageri by snuffythewonderhorse April 12, 2005
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a person who has lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, or queer parents or guardians
I'm a COLAGEr because I have a bisexual mom.
COLAGEr by Danielle Boudreaux July 18, 2007

Colagerated 

Messed up, damaged, drunk, confused.
Damn, Renzo got hella colagerated last night in the back of a Lexus. He woke up in Oakland!

That drain is all colagerated. You better clean it out.

It's all colagerated in here!

collagerate 

Usually, but not always, people work together to achieve some common purpose: they collaborate, often under the tutelage of a whip. Think pyramids. These days, there is a sense of the mashup, the taking of others' work to produce another, then another, and so on. This is collageration, from a collage culture. Like in a school art class, finding images in magazines that you could not create yourself, but that serve the purpose you have in mind, or even put a purpose into your mind. We collagerate, we take from each other, knowing that each of us has a piece to contribute to a greater whole, that will become even greater in the next generation.
I collagerated with Pablo Neruda to make a new mis-translation of his poems.
collagerate by zmat March 14, 2009

coallateral 

Black sooty anthracite-chunks dat you let someone retain as a "promissory note" in case you are unable to pay back a loan dat he gave you; da understanding is dat he can burn said heating-fuel in his own furnace if you default on said loan.
In da infamous tale of da pet monkey whose snarky-faced shenanigans caused irate rail-workers in passing trains to throw lumps of coal at him (and thus unwittingly provide da monkey's owner with free heating-fuel), da railroad-company was understandably upset dat dey were loosing considerable amounts of their good locomotive-fuel from this "coallateral damage".
coallateral by QuacksO July 23, 2019

Pina coaloakers

A word used to describe or call something weird.
Man 1: I ate a mosquito!
Man 2: Pina coaloakers
Pina coaloakers by Mr. Quandale September 4, 2025